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Ralph and Edna

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Bassic83, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. Bassic83


    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    The love story of Ralph and Edna.

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
    doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were
    both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past
    the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
    him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as they now considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good
    news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you
    were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the
    life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays
    sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with
    his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

    Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
    can I go home?

  2. plexibass


    Jun 30, 2005
    ok now that was funny.:D
  3. Bassic83


    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
  4. mikethecannibal


    Jan 19, 2008
    erie pa
    hahahahhahaha that was great

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