Rate my bass quote!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by metalbass101, Feb 1, 2004.

what did you think of it?

Poll closed Mar 2, 2004.
  1. sucked!

    21 vote(s)
  2. OK

    7 vote(s)
  3. cool

    3 vote(s)
  4. great!

    0 vote(s)
  1. metalbass101


    Jan 24, 2004
    A bass is like;

    A needle with endless morphine

    A pen with endless ink

    A friend with endless loyalty

    A biutiful women with endless lust

    All in one intrument
  2. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    How do I express the sound of headbutting my monitor to make the bad man stop?
  3. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    You spelled "biutiful" wrong... there is suppose to be a w in there somewhere... I think. :D


    I like the pen with endless ink part, but the rest I don't know about.

    The morphine thing just doesn't... I don't know. The friend with endless loyalty, I don't know, sometimes my bass seems to work against me. And also, my bass doesn't lust after me. Well if it does, it hasn't told me. And if it does, I'll feel a bit weird working with it. I mean, we can still be friends and everything, but I'll see it at the office and things will be all aquard, you know? I mean, I'll see it at the water cooler and be all like, "Hey... uh, how are you?" and the bass, well, it probably won't talk but if it could it would say, "Fine" and then, either way there would be this huge aquard silence. Then I'll look at my cup of water, whistle a little bit, then be like, "Well, see you later," and walk away.
  4. metalbass101


    Jan 24, 2004
    Yea I admit ,my spelling isnt too sharp on computer.Morphine means pain numbing.I also ment to put "good" in "a bass"The point is you know what Im saying.I like to think of my bass as a chick.I take care of her.I clean her,etc.Dont get me wrong though,the only parts I use as far as "lust" goes to touch my bass are my hands,and I still make her sing!
  5. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    You clean your woman?

    Dude, y'all need to have a hygiene talk.
  6. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

  7. miccheck1516

    miccheck1516 Guest

    Feb 15, 2003
  8. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Well, what I meant was, the morphine part was a bit cheesy. :meh:
  9. ChildoftheKorn


    May 21, 2003

    *Dies of laughter*
  10. Eric Cioe

    Eric Cioe

    Jun 4, 2001
    Missoula, MT
    Leave the beautiful words to the poets.
  11. metalbass101


    Jan 24, 2004
    Gee,I didnt know the American Idol tryout judges were here.Last time I ever try to be poetic-without my bass.
    A waste of time.Its like reading "Romeo and Juliet" to someone(not that that little quote can compare to that story)and at the end they go."who the hell names their son Romeo?".Luckily for me,I made it up in like 2 min. this morning, so it doesnt matter that it sux.
  12. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Hey man, you're the one who made "sucked!" an option! :p

    Obviously you're not use to being critiqued. I'm an art major and you get use to that, you could produce something that you think is pretty good, it's possible other people don't like it. You've gotta roll with the punches, put all of your eggs in one basket, buy the farm, shave the weasles, etc.
  14. VS


    Jun 6, 2002
    Mountain City, Tennessee
    Discounted Gear: Peavey
    (Benicio Del Toro playing Dr. Gonzo) "Damn right!" -Luke
  15. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    what's the point of this thread if you don't take any critisism?
    did you seriously expected a resounding "OMG UR QUOTE IS KEWL"?
  16. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    I will use this thread as an oppertunity to drop some dope... butt... bass poetry on ya'll...

    Basses are Nice
    Give me some money
    I'm going to kick you
    Unless you give me some money
  17. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 1, 2000
    Omaha, Nebraska
    Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars, DR Strings, Aguilar Amplification
    That's "awkward" ..... ahh, now that's poetry! :D
  18. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I play bass,
    and, apparently, so do you.

    It sucks much worse than that.

    (See below.)