re: The Next "Should I Cut my Hair" thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Matt Till, May 31, 2005.

  1. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Yes... but here is how...

    If you are rockin' a long mop, before you get rid of all of it, you need to do me a favor. If you are willing to go bald... here me out.

    A reverse mohawk...

    What is it? Well instead of from front of the top of the skull to the top of the neck... from sideburn to sideburn. And if you have bad ass sideburns, your "Mohawk" would go from Jawline to Jawline.

    Please... someone do this... for the children.
  2. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    I thought a reverse mohawk was having a bald strip down the middle with hair on each side.

    I would call what you're describing a "rotated mohawk" maybe.

    brad cook
  3. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Good point...

    Regardless, I need to see this before I die.... and if I need to grow my hair out to do it... It'll be a while. Like 2 years until I have a long enough mop, and like 3 years before I wanna get rid of it...
  4. eric234

    eric234 Guest

    Mar 11, 2005
    i have shoulder length hair and i'm not about to cut it
  5. Trevorus


    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    You're crazy. But I found something for you. This guy didn't have long hair, but he did have the haircut you were looking for... [​IMG]
  6. Darlin' don't you go and cut your hair
    Do you think it's gonna make him change?
    "I'm just a boy with a new haircut"
    And that's a pretty nice haircut
    Charge in like a puzzle
    Hitmen wearing muzzles
    Hesitate you die
    Look around, around
    The second drummer drowned
    His telephone is found

    Music scene is crazy
    Bands start up each and every day
    I saw another one just the other day
    A special new band
    I remember lying
    I don't remember a line
    I don't remember a word
    But I don't care, I care, I really don't care
    Did you see the drummer's hair?

    Advertising looks and chops a must
    No big hair!
    Songs mean a lot when songs are bought
    And so are you
    Let's run down to the practice room
    tension and fame
    a career
    career, career, career
  7. canopener


    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    This might be a task that only KSerg can undertake...
  8. Folmeister

    Folmeister Knowledge is Good - Emile Faber Supporting Member

    May 7, 2003
    Tomball, Texas
    Let's see, what would you call that? How about these:

    1. Headphone head

    2. Carrying strap

    3. Drunk and disorderly

    4. Hat cleaner

    5. Desperate for attention

    6. Just plain stupid
  9. Aaron


    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    Why not a la Fraker?


  10. Yay Pavement!!
  11. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    That guy doesn't know how to shave...

    meh, it's close. But the one I have envisioned is more punkrawk/stupid/mudvayne. If I were to really get one, I would create it, take a picture, then destroy the hair.
  12. .SA.


    May 31, 2005
    anyone who is stupid enough to cut their hair like that needs to have a serious hit-and-miss razor incident with some internal bleeding and an intensive care stay
  13. LajoieT

    LajoieT I won't let your shadow be my shade...

    Oct 7, 2003
    Western Massachusetts
    Well this is a bt longer, but I'm not sure if he shaved the back...

  14. One of the odder guys at my high school did this for a while. It was called a "uni-burn" because it united the sideburns into one mighty ring from chin to skull. I would encourage you to do it, because it is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Unfortunately, I have no pictures to show you.
  15. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    Meh, close enough... now I don't have to do it. ;)
  16. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
  17. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Quick, someone find a green triangle and a purple clover!