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Really, really, REALLY, stupid things you've done recently..

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by NJL, Mar 27, 2009.


  1. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    1) Dropped my glasses in a toilet bowl full of pee

    2) Left a bottle of milk in my truck for a week. it leaked and i didn't realize where the amazing smell was coming from

    3) Started this thread

    your turn..
     
  2. steve21

    steve21 Banned

    Saturday to present.
     
  3. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    Added you on facebook.
     
  4. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    Anywho,

    I was texting while peeing, dropped my phone, and in a valiant effort to save it from a piss-drenched death, I swung my right foot above the bowl, mid piss, KICKED my phone against a wall, and fell onto the floor.

    Fml.
     
  5. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    :D
     
  6. 1) Lit a flare to "see if it worked" and proceded to have a game of catch with said flare. Flares drip fire when held upside down, so my ankle was thoroughly torched causing the throw to go of course. My friend grabbed the flare and, in an attempt to put it out, shoved it into the ground. Flares explode when this happens.

    2) The cheese squares that come wrapped in plastic will stick very well when thrown at a 30 ft high ceiling
     
  7. Yesterday I clogged the toilet up because I was really backed up. I tried to get it to go down but it wouldn't budge. The water was right at that spot where if you were to add anything it would over flow.....so I flushed it again.:rollno:

    Lesson learned.
     
  8. MooseLumps

    MooseLumps Supporting Member

    Nov 4, 2007
    Portland
    ^Hence the title line
     
  9. :D
     
  10. MooseLumps

    MooseLumps Supporting Member

    Nov 4, 2007
    Portland
    You Know It
     
  11. I gave someone actual advice on TB and foolishly expected them to heed it.

    Mike
     
  12. megabass153

    megabass153

    Mar 27, 2009
    Reading this thread. ;)
     
  13. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois
    Counted on a politician promising hope. . .
     
  14. Disraeli Gears

    Disraeli Gears

    May 29, 2007
    After this were you sure to take another cheese square and place it promptly on your forehead? :p
     
  15. Spending my evening downloading Your Argument is Invalid pictures to show in random threads. Also destroying the contents of my hard drive to rid it of a virus. as opposed to sleeping; and saving my music collection.
     
  16. lowendmafia

    lowendmafia Supporting Member

    Oct 11, 2007
    Sacramento, California
    Hahahahaha, at least you can admit it I suppose...
     
  17. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    Ehm, my left knee is already injured, as is my left shoulder.

    Yesterday I almost broke my right knee on a doorpost, and I hyperextended my right elbow while swinging a backpack on my back.

    4 injuries on 4 limbs...nice

    :atoz:
     
  18. JimB52

    JimB52 User Supporting Member

    May 24, 2007
    East Coast
    Gave my 17 year old son $60 and let him take the train into Philadelphia.
     
  19. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    ^damn
     
  20. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Alta Loma, California
    winner.
     

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