Ok, so I've been out of the mainstream for a LONG, LONG time. If I have the television on, I'm usually watching one of the twelve HBO stations I have. So I decide to hit the local cable channels, and what do I run into? A show called Regis and Kelly. I work from home four days a week, so I'm a bit surprised that I hadn't surfed the lower channels until now. What is a commercial again? Anyway, I remember Regis and Kathy Lee from way back, but I've always known that daytime television was for women, so I've always stayed clear of the tampon, Excedrin, and dietary supplement commercials. Frankly, they make me ill. So what do I do this morning? I decide to surf the LOWER channels, and run into Regis and Kelly. After five minutes of watching this fluff, I realize that Kelly is the biggest dork on the planet. Now, if I was Regis, I'd have choked her long ago. That is all. That's all I wanted to bring up. Back to my HBO.