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Riddle Of The Day

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by JWC, Apr 27, 2001.


  1. JWC

    JWC Banned

    Oct 4, 2000
    What do hockey players, Canadians, David Bowie, and Billy Ray Cyrus all have in common???
     
  2. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    are they frequent residents of your "steamier" dreams?

    ;)
     
  3. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses, Hipshot products
    well JT... your wit has begun to amuse me more than his.
     
  4. JWC

    JWC Banned

    Oct 4, 2000
    no JT! wrong, guess again.
     
  5. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    is that a good thing?

    oh, and another guess, hmmm...have they become your fashion heroes?
     
  6. JWC

    JWC Banned

    Oct 4, 2000
    ah....close. had to do with fashion, but not mine....a little bit more your fashion I think :)
     
  7. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    oh, so you're saying they have perfect pitch, impeccable time, savory, brilliant wit, a generous heart, and god-like stamina?

    i never knew that about bowie. and besides, how would you know that about billy ray? at least the stamina part.
     
  8. JWC

    JWC Banned

    Oct 4, 2000
    wrong again JT. think of hairstyle!
     
  9. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    wow, they let hockey players play with mohawks down to their waist?

    (johnny carson = on)
    i did not know that
    (johnny carson = off)
     
  10. BassistJ

    BassistJ

    Mar 20, 2001
    Hemet, CA USA
    Le sigh...why is it wherever JT goes, unwarrneted mullet jokes follow? And thats what JCW is talking about. At least I think he is.
     
  11. yawnsie

    yawnsie

    Apr 11, 2000
    London
    I know JN has already commented on this, but I'd just like to say that the term "lol" is an often overused sentiment. But when I read that, I did, literally, Laugh Out Loud. Keep up the fine work, good sir! ;):D
     
  12. JWC is trying to start fights every where..why??

    sigh....WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS?, WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS?WHYCANT WE BE FRIENDS? WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS?....sigh.....

    i dont see why he would mess with JT either, the dude is nice and helpful and funny, i've never seen him give any body a problem, unless they flat out ask for it!!

    PEACE!
     
  13. and what the hell do canadians have to do with mullets???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
     
  14. old_skool

    old_skool

    Aug 17, 2000
    Milwaukee, WI
    hehehe silly canadians.
     
  15. JWC

    JWC Banned

    Oct 4, 2000
    Funk, I hate to say this, but hush your mouth. I am not trying to pick a fight with JT. If you look up in the post, JT made the first rib agaisnt me with the "stemier dreams" comment. Didn't he Funk? I was trying to be cute, not pick a fight, and I can't even believe I am dignifying your ignorant statement with a retort.
     
  16. Im Canadian, but we are not known for our mullets, if thats where your taking this, mullets are more common around your neck of the woods JWC-the trailer.
     
  17. JWC

    JWC Banned

    Oct 4, 2000
    damn, i thought bashing JWC was passe' here at talkbass
     
  18. old_skool

    old_skool

    Aug 17, 2000
    Milwaukee, WI
    aw man, it smells like somethings burning.
     
  19. So...what, it's ok for you to do it to everyone else, but not for them to do it to you?
     

  20. thank you sheep man, and yeah seriously, i wouldnt have a problem with you its just you seem to enojy turning up problems for no reason.....

    peace