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S*** Bassists Say

Discussion in 'Orchestral Auditions [DB]' started by Adam Attard, Jan 25, 2012.

  1. Adam Attard

    Adam Attard

    Feb 9, 2009
    poopie Classical Musicians Say - YouTube
    Maybe a little off topic, but I thought this was perfectly appropriate for a lot of people that go on this thread.
    (the two guys in this are students at IU)
  2. that video is less than a week old and it's all over the web already. I was practicing in the room next to them when they filmed it. hah
  3. 2 classical music viral videos (that i am aware of) at the moment! Improvement!

    People should do more of this stuff. Hopefully it will start to spark an interest to the public.
  4. bejoyous


    Oct 23, 2005
    London, Ontario
    Shouldn't this be under the "How to date a bass player..." thread in the humor section?
  5. So great
  6. LOL good stuff. Something that can be added,

    This room sounds AMAAAZING
    ITs soo cold in this room!
    Random curses.
    (makes a mistake) AAaaaaa.
    I've learning to play with a french bow!!!
    I'm gonna go for a swim.
    I'm sorry, what was that you said? (still not listening)
    Fanfare in Ab? kill me now.
  7. "can I borrow your rosin?"
  8. klejst


    Oct 5, 2010
    "No I will not turn down!"
  9. **** stupid people say on youtube in response to classical music videos. just throwin' it out there.
  10. Matt Ides

    Matt Ides Supporting Member

    May 12, 2004
    Minneapolis, MN
    "We shouldn't have to go to class so we can practice all the time"
  11. dbkid94


    Mar 13, 2012
    Do you have an orchestra tuning piano part for Vanhal?
  12. irbassist


    Jun 17, 2009
    *someone sees you carrying a bass*
    Wow! I bet you really wish you played the flute right now!

  13. Every. Single. Day. Of. My. Life.
  14. Adam Attard

    Adam Attard

    Feb 9, 2009
  15. Yayyemen


    Nov 17, 2010
    "man, i didn't get into curits or rice"
  16. "I normally fake that part"
  17. This bass I borrowed SUCK.
  18. Adam Attard

    Adam Attard

    Feb 9, 2009
    "that's a big cello!"
  19. I really dislike it when non bass players try to carry it without my permission. Grrrrrrr.
  20. "I didn't know bassists could do [insert choice here]..."

    a. Vibrato.
    b. Harmonics.
    c. Ricochet.
    d. Concertos.
    e. Sonatas.
    f. Anything besides accompaniment.

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