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"Sadowsky" and "IKEA" don't even belong in adjacent sentences...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by PlayTheBass, Apr 1, 2005.

  1. PlayTheBass

    PlayTheBass aka Mac Daddy Supporting Member

    Dec 7, 2004
    Carmichael, CA
    So tonight I'm fiddling around in Photoshop with some Sadowsky designs, as I've recently had more trouble with my work-horse Franken-P/J and am thinking about just starting fresh with something much better. I have a nice Shoreline Gold PJ up on the screen and my wife wanders in... so I ask her, "What do you think of this Sadowsky?" And she slyly responds (knowing she's going to get me), "I like it. It's nice and clean, like an IKEA bass."

    Ugghhhh.... :rolleyes: Then she says, "I'm sorry, honey, did I ruin it for you?"

    After a quick look back at the screen: "Nope, not in the least...." :)

    (Makes me wonder, though: what would an IKEA bass look like? I know it would be made of particle board. And it would have a name like Lojrüv or something.)
  2. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    It would come with instructions. You'd have a nice laminate finish. It would be cheap. "Collect 'Em all!"
  3. canopener


    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    Probably something like this with a neck bolted on somewhere:
    Edit: maybe a Photoshop wiz can render such a bass?