Sagging with two pairs of drawers!

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

 

They need a pair of high waist pants like these.

 

I'm the only guy of all my peers that even wears a belt. I don't understand the appeal or bearing your drawers for the world to see. Plus, it's winter. My rump might get chilly.

 

That wasn't two pairs of underwear. One of those was gym shorts.

 

Embrace your inner old man. I can't wait until I'm old enough to retire and I can sit around all day and write angry letters to the newspaper about every little thing that gets on my nerves. I've already started keeping a list.

 

I don't understand anything kids do. Pants are the least of it.

 

I really don't care what the hell other people do. Although I do suspect this trend is the reason why fat guys like me have trouble finding pants that actually fit.

 

Same goes for us short and small guys. Not much to choose from in between skinny jeans and saggy pants.

 

Plus, it's impolite to look at another man's drawers. Unless you are planning on asking him out.

 

Pull your pants up over your bellybutton, remove your false teeth and walk around smacking your lips. You'll get all the cool chicks.

Or dress up...

 

Consider where you were.

I saw my first Walmartian last year- she was freaking spectacular!