I realize everyone has their own aesthetics and I'm OK with that. That people make sea foam green basses is OK in principle ... but things have gotten out of hand, and I have questions. Why are there so many sea foam green basses these days? Is this driven by user demand, or is this a nefarious plot by marketing geniuses, fond of using terms like "colorway," to push change, any change, to stimulate sales? If you like sea foam green instruments, at what age did you learn you were colorblind? As someone who lived through the 70s and remembers the avocado, orange, and brown appliances and looks back in horror, how long will it take before the bass community looks back on these sea foam green times with equal horror?