This is copied verbatim from the classified ads in International Musician, the Journal of the American Fed. of Musicians: HEAVY METAL DRUMMER- Available for studio workfor Chicago area songwriters & bands, you supply the drums & pedals & I'll make it happen. I'm $10,000 (firm) an hour. Serious inquiries only. Call or email Steve P------- (708) xxx-xxxx & or firstname.lastname@example.org. Merry Christmas. Will also play for Greek Rock Bands.