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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Sep 28, 2005.

  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    They are do friday. i cant think of one. :p

    i'm thinkin' "this one goes to 11." since some people will get the reference, and others will think i have a big.... uh.... ya.

    so like. any suggestions?

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Staff Member Supporting Member

    I used " It was the Best of Times , It was the Worst of Times.
  3. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    Once I ate an entire horse.
  4. Erlendur Már

    Erlendur Már

    May 24, 2000
    Brown is the color of poo.
  5. Whafrodamus


    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    "Who throws a shoe?"
  6. sargebaker

    sargebaker Commercial User

    May 2, 2004
    Montreal QC CA
    owner/builder, ISLAND Instrument Mfg.
    me 2! and "There are two means of refuge from the sorrows of life: music and cats"
  7. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    "I can feel your parts in my butt"
  8. I used "Bass players have bigger woods and finger better."
  9. "This one time at band camp..."
  10. KSDbass


    Mar 25, 2005
    "beauty is only a lightswitch away"
  11. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    anything about robots will be memorable.
  12. Max

    Max Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2000
    Bakersfield, CA
    How about a palindrome?

    Swap God for a janitor. Rot in a jar of dog paws

    Sis, ask Costner to not rent socks "as is"!

    Sue, yes, God's dogs eye us

    Pot? No! I saw DNA and was I on top!

    He repaid a no-name Pacific Apeman on a diaper, eh?
  13. I'm the Craprechaun and this is my pot of...well...you know.

  14. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    "Poop in shoes" and then attribute the quote to S.F. Inkter

    brad cook
  15. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz Supporting Member

    Mar 27, 2002
    What about your whole linkin park pen/cat/mom rant?
  16. "Don't sweat the petty stuff. Pet the sweaty stuff."

  17. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Or just: "Insert spoonerism here."

    brad cook
  19. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    this one isn't quite a palindrome.

    backwards, it's, "pot? no! i saw dna and was i on top."

    i'll have to take off a point. sorry. :D
  20. +1