So, I thought I'd stoke a useless thread as I get close to that elusive 1000 post milestone. I thought I'd point out that while my profile states I got started here a few years ago, really, almost All of the posts have been since this last December. I registered at TB a few years ago, made a few posts, disappeared, then *rediscovered* it while I was on vacation this Christmas. So, my post count is more impressive than it looks on paper. Impressed? Yeah, me too. Anyway, so... what do I win when I hit 1000? I can hardly wait for the gifts to start pouring in.