Sexiest bass experience.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by My_man_Freddy, Sep 18, 2001.

  1. this aint sick i just heard that some ppl have "experiences" with there instruments and sex although from what can i gather its usually instruments like flutes;) i was just wondering if anyone has had "experiences";) ;)
  2. paski


    Sep 2, 2001
    Split, Croatia
    Somebody is sick. Really sick:p
  3. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    first you ask us if anyone "sleeps" with their basses... then this!...

    Got something to confess?
  4. :rolleyes: Ahem..

    Ok.. Ok..I confess.. i actually did got a little arroused when i played the bass for the very first time....
  5. :eek: :eek: :eek:

  6. neptoon


    Jul 25, 2000
    summerville, sc
    remember that old tobias ad they used to put in bass player? the one that had robert trujillo (suicidal tendencies/infectious grooves) laying next to his bass with some hot vixen down at the foot of the bed? heheh
  7. Freddy I'd like to know what weird freaky ass magazines you've been reading.

    Although I will admit I do find bass erotic when a chick is playing it, something about a girl with a bass..................ahhhhhhhhhhh

    I'm still at school and we just got assigned our lab partners for the year, I sat down next to this girl who I've never spoken to in 5 years of going to the same school. She turns to me and says:

    "Hi, you play bass don't you? I do to!"

    You can guess what I was thinking;)
  8. I remember one incident involving my Warwick Fortress and it's upper horn being employed as a
    marital-aide. :)
  9. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    there is one chick im my school who plays bass, she is pretty hott too, so who knos what will come.........
  10. Mike N

    Mike N Missing the old TB

    Jan 28, 2001
    New York
    *Butthead voice on*

    .....Uh huh huh, I Love You, huh huh huh.........

    *Butthead voice off*
  11. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    Hey, remember that scene in "Private Parts" where some girl (who's legal, I'm sure) straddles a subwoofer that is laid on its back...
  12. wow... if you're saying it's small enough to fit in that flush straplock, you've got some real problems.

  13. Bass Guitar

    Bass Guitar Supporting Member

    Aug 13, 2001

    Not physically possible surely!
  14. i have to admit that i was a little turned on when i played my first alembic. that and my g/f is also a bass player which is so conveeeeinant.
  15. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    if anyone says "i hump my Amp" i´ll close this thread down :D

    BTW: always remember to wear protection when having sex with stranger´s equipment :eek:
  16. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX former guitar player pretended to hump amps. His, Mine, the other guitarists, the PA, the drummers kit.... Course, he was kinda funny like that. and people, remember, I said he pretened!
  17. melvin


    Apr 28, 2001
    If anyone says that seriously Im gonna run. :eek:

    My old guitarist did that too. Except, it was pretty much anything in sight that wouldnt hit him.
  18. Ooh yeah.. i really " dig " those ports in my cab, they're nice and tight :D