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Sexiest bass experience.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by My_man_Freddy, Sep 18, 2001.

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  1. Sep 18, 2001 #1
    My_man_Freddy

    My_man_Freddy Guest

    Aug 21, 2001
    Some place where it is always raining
    this aint sick i just heard that some ppl have "experiences" with there instruments and sex although from what can i gather its usually instruments like flutes;) i was just wondering if anyone has had "experiences";) ;)
     
  2. Sep 18, 2001 #2
    paski

    paski Guest

    Sep 2, 2001
    Split, Croatia
    Somebody is sick. Really sick:p
     
  3. Sep 18, 2001 #3
    Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    first you ask us if anyone "sleeps" with their basses... then this!...

    Got something to confess?
     
  4. Sep 18, 2001 #4
    AllodoX

    AllodoX Guest

    Jun 6, 2001
    's-Hertogenbosch, The Netherla
    :rolleyes: Ahem..

    Ok.. Ok..I confess.. i actually did got a little arroused when i played the bass for the very first time....
     
  5. Sep 19, 2001 #5
    My_man_Freddy

    My_man_Freddy Guest

    Aug 21, 2001
    Some place where it is always raining
    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    HEY I JUST READ THESE THINGS IN MUSIC MAGASINES
     
  6. Sep 19, 2001 #6
    neptoon

    neptoon

    Jul 25, 2000
    Kings Bay, GA
    remember that old tobias ad they used to put in bass player? the one that had robert trujillo (suicidal tendencies/infectious grooves) laying next to his bass with some hot vixen down at the foot of the bed? heheh
     
  7. Sep 19, 2001 #7
    My_man_Freddy

    My_man_Freddy Guest

    Aug 21, 2001
    Some place where it is always raining
    brilliant:D
     
  8. Sep 19, 2001 #8
    MaX PoWeR

    MaX PoWeR Guest

    Jul 5, 2001
    A Galaxy Far Far Away
    Freddy I'd like to know what weird freaky ass magazines you've been reading.

    Although I will admit I do find bass erotic when a chick is playing it, something about a girl with a bass..................ahhhhhhhhhhh

    I'm still at school and we just got assigned our lab partners for the year, I sat down next to this girl who I've never spoken to in 5 years of going to the same school. She turns to me and says:

    "Hi, you play bass don't you? I do to!"

    You can guess what I was thinking;)
     
  9. Sep 19, 2001 #9
    Donne Demarest

    Donne Demarest

    May 4, 2001
    Sebastopol, CA
    I remember one incident involving my Warwick Fortress and it's upper horn being employed as a
    marital-aide. :)
     
  10. Sep 19, 2001 #10
    beaglesandbass

    beaglesandbass Think first, then post? Staff Member Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Philly Suburbs
    there is one chick im my school who plays bass, she is pretty hott too, so who knos what will come.........
     
  11. Sep 19, 2001 #11
    Gandolf Bassist

    Gandolf Bassist Guest

    May 15, 2001
    Somewhere on Earth, im not sure really, it could b
    My girlfriend plays bass too.:p That makes me happy:D ;)
     
  12. Sep 19, 2001 #12
    Mike N

    Mike N Missing the old TB Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2001
    Spencerport, New York
    *Butthead voice on*

    .....Uh huh huh, I Love You, huh huh huh.........

    *Butthead voice off*
     
  13. Sep 19, 2001 #13
    Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    Hey, remember that scene in "Private Parts" where some girl (who's legal, I'm sure) straddles a subwoofer that is laid on its back...
     
  14. Sep 19, 2001 #14
    dancehallclasher

    dancehallclasher

    Jul 21, 2000
    San Ramon, CA
    wow... if you're saying it's small enough to fit in that flush straplock, you've got some real problems.






    ;):D
     
  15. Sep 19, 2001 #15
    Bass Guitar

    Bass Guitar Supporting Member

    Aug 13, 2001
    :eek:

    Not physically possible surely!
     
  16. Sep 19, 2001 #16
    VoodooChile

    VoodooChile Guest

    Jun 2, 2001
    Pod 6, under the water
    i have to admit that i was a little turned on when i played my first alembic. that and my g/f is also a bass player which is so conveeeeinant.
     
  17. Sep 19, 2001 #17
    Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    if anyone says "i hump my Amp" i´ll close this thread down :D


    BTW: always remember to wear protection when having sex with stranger´s equipment :eek:
     
  18. Sep 19, 2001 #18
    Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Portland, OR
    Well...my former guitar player pretended to hump amps. His, Mine, the other guitarists, the PA, the drummers kit.... Course, he was kinda funny like that. and people, remember, I said he pretened!
     
  19. Sep 19, 2001 #19
    melvin

    melvin Guest

    Apr 28, 2001
    If anyone says that seriously Im gonna run. :eek:

    My old guitarist did that too. Except, it was pretty much anything in sight that wouldnt hit him.
     
  20. Sep 20, 2001 #20
    AllodoX

    AllodoX Guest

    Jun 6, 2001
    's-Hertogenbosch, The Netherla
    Ooh yeah.. i really " dig " those ports in my cab, they're nice and tight :D
     
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