You know what I mean, those phrases you hear over and over on internet forums and Ebay. Just to get the ball rolling, here are a couple: 1 - "The pictures don't do it justice" Geez, I have a photo of the quilted top on my Carvin that makes it look even BETTER than it does in person. I must need a new camera. 2 - "It sounds as good as it looks!" Yeah, after a few beer . Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.