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She ripped my heart out my chest...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Garrett Mireles, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. ...I just found out Tina Fey is married!? :bawl:
  2. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Philly Suburbs

    i mean... ok?
  3. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002
    I don't get it.
  4. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Why? She's not that good.
  5. +1

  6. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    I actually heard Mrs. Fey say in an interview that she hated you. :D

    Sorry buddy, their are other fish in the sea.
  7. +1 to what everyone said, except for Garrett Mireles :rollno:
  8. she is pretty hot.
  9. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    Isn't that the chick from SNL with the scar on her face?
  10. shes alright, but theres better out there, much better.
  11. canopener


    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    Start collecting Tina Fey memorabilia until your place is literally spilling out with the stuff. This means keeping many scrap books. Get to NYC and bring several of the scrap books with you, along with a Tina Fey t-shirt you made yourself. Wait for her to come out of the SNL studio after a show and profess your interest, and try to show her the scrapbooks...

    This will surely win her over.
  12. Fixed it.
  13. Lackey


    May 10, 2002
    Los Angeles
    1) Is she the short thick one with a pinched nose, darty eyes and dark hair?

    2) Why?
  14. I think the Gare-Bear over here has a little bitty inseny weensy crush on......

    come closer...


    oww! too close, farther...

    too far...


    little bit more.....


    Tina Fey.

  15. kserg


    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    Someone been watching conan :D

    On another note... when is SNL going to be good again?
  16. bassturtle


    Apr 9, 2004
    Garrett, don't listen to these non-believers. We both know the goodness that is Tina Fey. Don't let a little thing like her being married keep you from telling her how you really feel! Besides, if she's like most celebs, she'll be divorced very shortly.

  17. jobu3

    jobu3 Artist formerly known as Big Joe

    Feb 17, 2002
    Mountain Top, PA
    I thought that she didn't, you know... Like men. :eyebrow:
    (Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, I don't like men either, not that there is anything wrong with that either...) :p :ninja:
  18. Maybe make her a 50 ft tall statue of her out of empty Carmex containers place it on a cart pulled by 30 Bichon Frieses and present it to her with your good ceremonial Tina Fey headdress (not the one that you use during your normal Tina Fey "worship" errrmm... sessions). With that, the scrap books and your home made Tina Fey t-shirt, you're IN.

    At least that's what I did. And she even signed the back of the restraining order "to my #1 Fan!"
  19. The yummy goodness that is Tina Fey.