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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Garrett Mireles, Jul 28, 2004.
...I just found out Tina Fey is married!?
i mean... ok?
I don't get it.
Why? She's not that good.
I actually heard Mrs. Fey say in an interview that she hated you.
Sorry buddy, their are other fish in the sea.
+1 to what everyone said, except for Garrett Mireles
she is pretty hot.
Isn't that the chick from SNL with the scar on her face?
shes alright, but theres better out there, much better.
Start collecting Tina Fey memorabilia until your place is literally spilling out with the stuff. This means keeping many scrap books. Get to NYC and bring several of the scrap books with you, along with a Tina Fey t-shirt you made yourself. Wait for her to come out of the SNL studio after a show and profess your interest, and try to show her the scrapbooks...
This will surely win her over.
1) Is she the short thick one with a pinched nose, darty eyes and dark hair?
I think the Gare-Bear over here has a little bitty inseny weensy crush on......
oww! too close, farther...
little bit more.....
Someone been watching conan
On another note... when is SNL going to be good again?
Garrett, don't listen to these non-believers. We both know the goodness that is Tina Fey. Don't let a little thing like her being married keep you from telling her how you really feel! Besides, if she's like most celebs, she'll be divorced very shortly.
TINA FEY 4 EVA
I thought that she didn't, you know... Like men.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, I don't like men either, not that there is anything wrong with that either...)
Maybe make her a 50 ft tall statue of her out of empty Carmex containers place it on a cart pulled by 30 Bichon Frieses and present it to her with your good ceremonial Tina Fey headdress (not the one that you use during your normal Tina Fey "worship" errrmm... sessions). With that, the scrap books and your home made Tina Fey t-shirt, you're IN.
At least that's what I did. And she even signed the back of the restraining order "to my #1 Fan!"
The yummy goodness that is Tina Fey.