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Short people take note ...

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by RustyAxe, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. RustyAxe


    Jul 8, 2008
    It just gets weirder all the time!

  2. DBCrocky


    Oct 18, 2011
    Cary, NC
  3. kreider204


    Nov 29, 2008
    At 5'8", this is one of the rare times that I feel too tall ...
  4. RustyAxe


    Jul 8, 2008
    That's funny right there! :D
  5. elgecko


    Apr 30, 2007
    Anasleim, CA
  6. DBCrocky


    Oct 18, 2011
    Cary, NC
    That is a REAL band named MiniKiss. No lie!
  7. munchkins3-lg.
  8. elgecko


    Apr 30, 2007
    Anasleim, CA
  9. charlie monroe

    charlie monroe Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2011
    Buffalo, NY
    Never heard of the Killer Dwarfs?
  10. Commreman

    Commreman Faith, Family, Fitness, and Frets Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 12, 2005
    New Jersey
    Ahh, the Spinal Tap Stonehenge Statue will be finally put to good use!
  11. DiabolusInMusic

    DiabolusInMusic Functionless Art is Merely Tolerated Vandalism Supporting Member

    Wow.... on talkbass of all places... go back to the 50's

    OP, you should respond to the ad and ask if they cover Randy Newmans "Short People"
  12. Oneirogenic


    Nov 10, 2009
    Do they play short scale instruments? Sorry couldn't help it.
  13. Oneirogenic


    Nov 10, 2009
    My wife is Filipino and all her family that is 100% Filipino are well.... short. Despite it being a negative stereotype it's true.
  14. noahw1


    Jul 22, 2005
    Los Angeles, CA
    Sounds like that ad is for AC/DC.
  15. elgecko


    Apr 30, 2007
    Anasleim, CA
    I'm 5'6" (i.e. short)...and Filipino.
  16. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Short people take note...

    If 6jase5's wife is at your gig and she's had too much, youre going to get it!
  17. 6jase5

    6jase5 Mammogram is down but I'm working manually

    Dec 17, 2007
    San Diego/LA
    ha ha, I read this too thinking how odd....cross threading. I'll ask her what her thoughts on filipinos would be. :D
  18. phillybass101


    Jan 12, 2011
    Artist, Trickfish Amplification Bartolini Emerging Artist, MTD Kingston Emerging Artist. Artist, Tsunami Cables
    I'm 5'7" and filipino women are hot!!!
  19. Minikiss, Tinykiss...

    Smallkiss-schmalkiss those names are boring. How 'bout calling themselves "Smooch" and "Peck On The Cheek"? "Honey, I Shrunk the KISS"? "Lilliputian Puckers"? Even "Diminutive Kiss" has more of a ring to it...

    I wonder what the deal is with the Craigslist ad? WHY?

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