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Shy? Rent a wingman!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by DigMe, Dec 17, 2004.


  1. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
  2. And while your "wingman" is keeping the conversation up and doing all the work the gal ends up digging him because he has more confidence and goans :p

    Ladies smell fear...and they dont like guys with it.
     
  3. Gia

    Gia

    Feb 28, 2001
    roseability
    do these people not have friends?
     
  4. McHack

    McHack

    Jul 29, 2003
    Central Ohio!
    *shrugs*

    Sounds pretty weird, that people are so socially inept that they have to pay someone just to have a friend. Anyone care to place wages that they're too socially inept to maintian a love interest.
     

  5. Thats pretty much what i was hinting at.

    From what i seen even the small percentage of dames who think shy guys are cute, end up breaking up with them eventually just because shy guys are generally insecure with themselves, and as you say..socially inept.
     
  6. + infinity
     
  7. What about having a guy that'll take the fat chick?

    ;)
     
  8. Squidfinger

    Squidfinger I wish I could sing like Rick Danko.

    Jan 7, 2004
    Shreveport LA

    Right here. :hyper:
     
  9. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    I've played wingman before, was horrible at but I didn't have to keep it up very long because my friend and the lady in question really started digging each other. They went off, and left me all alone. :bawl:

    Services like this frighten me, encouraging people to alienate themselves from society and use money to relate to people when they need to be. There are hundreds of thousands of ways to communicate with people nowadays! And now we offer services by proxy so you don't have to do it directly and possibly face rejection.

    I wonder how many emo kids are going to use this service.
     
  10. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Don't get Linfield started!

    :meh:

    ;)

    brad cook
     
  11. Toasted

    Toasted

    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
    I deduct you 10 scene points for not knowing what the hell you're on about.
     
  12. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Good call. Emo kids would just continue to view her from afar and write songs about their frustration regarding the girl they can't speak to. Am I right?

    brad cook
     
  13. Toasted

    Toasted

    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
    I award 10 points to Brad Cook for knowing what the hell he's on about.
     
  14. So what happens if the lady and Mr. 'Nadless hook up?

    I'd like to be a fly on the wall a cuppla weeks later when she asks about the buddy that was with him at the bar that night...


    On the other hand, what happens if they don't hook up? Does Mr. 'Nadless get a refund or a discount since the wingman didn't come through?


    Nah. Probably too spineless to ask for his money back.




    Bob
     
  15. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    + 1

    $ 50.00 per hour ??? holy sh!+ ...
    get a life , loser ... talk to the girl yourself !
    wingman , bah humbug ... :eyebrow:

    edit: sorry , not very "Emo" of me , was it ?
     
  16. Then pack auditoriums across the country, make loads of cash and still can't get any 'tang...
     
  17. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Let me get this straight.

    They want to pay a guy 50 bucks an hour to help hit on
    someone?

    It would be funny if it wasn't so darn pathetic.

    Paste this on your Bud Lite bottle:

    Ask and you shall receive.
    Knock and the door shall be opened unto you.


    You don't need detailed instructions, or helpers, just follow the biblical procedure for biblical knowledge. ;)
     
  18. DaveBeny

    DaveBeny

    Mar 22, 2000
    London, UK
    Over here, that's known as "taking one for the team"!
    ;)
     
  19. Head Creep

    Head Creep

    Nov 6, 2004
    Los Angeles
    I don't exactly have the easiest time going up and talking to girls, but I'm not desperate enough to pay someone to help me out. But I'm also a cheap bastard who doesn't have enough money to hire a wingman.
     
  20. JimK

    JimK

    Dec 12, 1999
    What will they do for $100? Slip a 'roofie' in her drink?
    I agree...pathetic; even worse than paying for an 'escort'.