Sign of the apocalypse? = The biggest flake

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Wilbyman, May 19, 2005.

  1. Wilbyman


    Sep 10, 2003
    Parkersburg, WV
    No, not the kind of flake that walks down 5th Ave. with a "The End is Nigh" Sign. This kind of flake:
  2. Wilbyman


    Sep 10, 2003
    Parkersburg, WV
    BTW, I have been eating kellogg's raisin bran every day of my life and I have never, ever, ever, ever seen anything like this. I'm not sure what to make of it. It really might be some kind of dark omen.
  3. DaftCat


    Jul 26, 2004
    Medicine Hat
    You shoulda seem my toilet bowl before flushing this morning!
  4. bmc


    Nov 15, 2003
    What do you BASS that on? Better TONE it down or you'll get into TREBLE?
  5. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
  6. Wilbyman


    Sep 10, 2003
    Parkersburg, WV
    I have to admit, I ate it. The thought of framing food grosses me out. I photographed it for posterity, but tragically I forgot to measure and weigh it.

    Thanks for the props Bliss!
  7. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Hey, it's not often I get to see a cornflake of the apocalypse!
  8. Wilbyman


    Sep 10, 2003
    Parkersburg, WV
    Strange things are afoot, someone else found a big one last month in raisin bran as well.

    However, I took delight in posting a comment to his blog stating that mine dwarfed his...with a link to this thread.
  9. honestly i have to tell you i am very impressed with the picture you took, its actually an amazing photo for some reason. i dont know i just find it very artistic
  10. bassmonkeee

    bassmonkeee Supporting Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Decatur, GA

    Dude....that thing had eBay written all over it.

    Loser. :p

  11. Kelly Lee

    Kelly Lee Yeah, I'm a guy! Supporting Member

    Feb 17, 2004
    Marana, AZ, USA
    Hey, I think that guy doesn't believe you since he has to be a member to see your photo here on TB.

    Don't worry though, I uploaded it to photobucket so he can bow to your superior bran flake! :p
  12. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    How many bites did it take to get that monster flake down?

  13. Wilbyman


    Sep 10, 2003
    Parkersburg, WV
    Kelly - I didn't know about the member thing, thanks for posting it. LOL. I've been spotting a few other big flakes in this box but nothing as large as that big mammajamma.

    Mike - I busted it up with my spoon, there was no way I could have gotten it into my mouth.

    I should have checked to see if I could see Jesus etched into the side of it...then it really could have made $$$ on ebay!
  14. eric234

    eric234 Guest

    Mar 11, 2005
    hey is it just me or does that flake look like iraq?
  15. ...and it was destroyed by America! :eek:
  16. slinkp


    Aug 29, 2003
    brooklyn, NY, USA
    Skinner's is the One True Raisin Bran. Kellog's is the False Two Scoops Antibran. Only the One True Raisin Bran can save you in the coming Bran Apocalypse. Repent, sinners!
  17. Wilbyman


    Sep 10, 2003
    Parkersburg, WV
    I'm down, tell me where I might find this one true raisin bran so that mine colon and taste buds will find salvation.
  18. Why does this remind me of the holy hand grenade scene in The Holy Grail? :D

    And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

    Skip a bit, Brother.

    And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

    One... two.... five!

    :p :p :p
  19. stingray69

    stingray69 Talkbass Legit Supporting Member

    Aug 11, 2004
    St Louis Area
  20. :D