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Silly guitarist

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by markoc, Dec 1, 2018.

  1. markoc


    Jan 6, 2014
    North San Diego
    Our guy broke his hand in four places today. Out for 6 months. Guess we need to start looking under rocks for a new guy.
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  2. Be careful looking under those rocks. Wouldn't want you to break something, 'cause you know people can be so unsympathetic.
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  3. RustyAxe


    Jul 8, 2008
    Your compassion for a band mate moves me to tears ... :D
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  4. The title of the OP seems a bit redundant but that's not why it fails. The OP itself does not give the vicarious thrill we as TB'ers need and deserve. Let's go through the stages of thrill:
    Stage 1- guitarist breaks his hand punching a wall in frustration (we've all seen that) <yawn>
    Stage 2- guitarist breaks his hand in a car door trying to stop his girlfriend from leaving him. <meh>
    Stage 3- guitarist breaks his hand in four places; punching a wall, trying to stop his girlfriend leaving, getting it stuck in a vending machine because his Doritos didn't fall, and getting it crushed by a falling satellite. <Gold, Jerry, GOLD!>
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  5. mikeoso

    mikeoso Acoustic Curmudgeon

    Feb 14, 2014
    eastern Iowa
    1:30PM...broke right hand during educational role playing demo
    3:30PM...got to ER and had bone set, got cast
    6PM...played a 2 hour set on acoustic 12 string

    It just depends on how well you expect the guitarist to play
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  6. markoc


    Jan 6, 2014
    North San Diego
    He broke 3 fingers and a couple bones in his hand. And yes, he hit a wall. I feel bad for him but pretty dumb move in my book.
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  7. Mosfed


    Apr 21, 2013
    Chamonix Mont-Blanc
    Partner - CCP Pedals
    I agree - he’s an idiot
  8. Spent


    May 15, 2011
    Upstate NY
    Been there. Had a guitarist punch a Volvo once. Told him to pick a softer car next time.
  9. kentiki


    May 14, 2008
    FIRE HIM!!! And the drummer too.
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  10. C_Becker


    Mar 30, 2017
    That really is dumb. As a guitarist I take über stupid care of my hands, or at least I try to.
    Tell him to kick the wall next time.
  11. JRA

    JRA my words = opinion Supporting Member

    i feel bad for him re: the "dumb" part. that he plays the guitar can be fixed.
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  12. saabfender

    saabfender Banned

    Jan 10, 2018
    I thought you looked under rocks for drummers.
  13. Medicine Man

    Medicine Man

    Apr 10, 2015
    I had a drummer who broke his hand punching a wall. He had this whole elaborate fictional back story he told the Dr, who simply replied "so you punched a wall?" I get the sinking feeling people do this too often.
  14. vvvmmm


    Dec 6, 2016
    Make him play slide.

    Or Ebow.
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  15. TrevorOfDoom


    Jun 17, 2007
    Austin, TX
    Yeah, Volvos are tanks.
    Maybe he should go for a Pinto next time? :D
  16. TrevorOfDoom


    Jun 17, 2007
    Austin, TX
    Or kazoo.
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  17. edencab


    Aug 14, 2013
    Toronto, On
    get pick molded into cast
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  18. jamro217

    jamro217 Supporting Member

    Tell him to stay out of those places.
  19. Ha! Idiot. Like I told my buddies when they wanted me to go to the skate park a couple years ago, "Dudes, we're 30. I gotta go to work tomorrow." Sure enough, a week later they all had broken arms and ankles. Serves'em right. Idiots. You really need to take care of yourself when you have responsibilities that depend upon you being in good health, like a job, a family, or a band.
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  20. Zoolion


    Oct 31, 2014
    Ha! Dumb a** guitarist.
    Are there any other kinds?
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