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Simple Guide to being a Ninja. Free and fun for all.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Toasted, Sep 26, 2004.


  1. Toasted

    Toasted

    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
    Guide:

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    My attempt:

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    [If you're going to post these on other forums you visit, please host them yourselves as to not whore my bandwith TIA]
     
  2. artistanbul

    artistanbul Nihavend Longa Vita Brevis

    Apr 15, 2003
    Turkey-Istanbul
    man its soo last decade :p
     
  3. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    A true ninja never shows his hair.
     
  4. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    A true ninja doesn't have posters of Elizabeth Taylor on his wall.
     
  5. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    But, in his defense, a true ninja's gig bag does have glowing satan eyes.
     
  6. Toasted

    Toasted

    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
    Its not Liz Taylor, its Brody Dalle - and its not mine. Honest.
     
  7. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    That's what they all say...

    Wait, that's what they never say.
     
  8. Toasted

    Toasted

    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
    Any way, enough of this insolance or ill chop off all your heads, now im a hard-ass, pipe-hittin,' ninja. You have been told.

    :ninja: ninja edit :ninja:
     
  9. Trevorus

    Trevorus

    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    Allright! Now I know what I am doing for halloween!
     
  10. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    I don't know what an 'ass pipe' is but it sounds scary. I'd assume they're probably all hard though.

    brad cook
     
  11. Toasted

    Toasted

    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
  12. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wow!!!.... Whew... I don't think I've ever actually laughed out loud at TB the way I did right then. Holy poop!
     
  13. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    I almost fell off the bed on that one, Brad. And I wasn't even drinking milk!
     
  14. josh_m

    josh_m

    May 5, 2004
    Davie, Fl

    When I read that I started crying... and then I died a little on the inside.
     
  15. It's what you use to get the little gerbils up in there.

    Rock on
    Eric:ninja:
     
  16. Ericman197

    Ericman197

    Feb 23, 2004
    Iowa
    It also looks like one of those Arab headress things. I put it on and my dad said that if I wore it in public, some crazy dude might beat me up or shoot me :eek:
     
  17. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    Maybe what you use.:eyebrow:









    WB, Eric.:cool:
     
  18. Yeah, well, you use, uh.....

    Well, your mother's, umm....

    Darn. I got nothin.

    Hi, bellyfish. It's been a while, hasn't it?

    Rock on
    Eric:ninja:
     
  19. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002
    Ontario
    ...turban?





    Emo...ninja? I'm so confused! :crying: