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Simpson's favorite quotes

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by SpankBass, Mar 22, 2001.


  1. Instead of continuing on with the Simpson's future, lets remeber their great past. What are your favorite simpson quote?

    "...are you gonna send the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with the bees in their mouths so that when they bark the shoot bees at you?....He shut the door on me!" - Homer

    " (weird boink sound) Arghh my groin" - Mole Man
     
  2. carl- "you're not thinkin of gettin rid of the dank, are you moe?"

    moe- "ah, i don't know."

    carl- "oh but moe, the dank, the dank!"
     
  3. "you can't hurt me if i can't see you" homer to his boss
    "he's got you there sir" boss's assistant
     
  4. Yvon

    Yvon Supporting Member

    Nov 2, 2000
    Montreal, Canada
    Ralph: THis is my milk money.....and my milk.
     
  5. eswartz

    eswartz

    Feb 12, 2001
    Ralph - "I think I broke my wookie" (he was carrying a Star Wars model when he tripped...)
     
  6. Erlendur Már

    Erlendur Már

    May 24, 2000
    Homer: I´m not easily impressed....Wow!!A blue car
     
  7. Tom Crofts

    Tom Crofts

    Mar 15, 2001
    'Camp 'em up scouts'

    'Don't be afraid to use your nails boys'

    Scoutmaster telling his scouts to attack Radioactive Man.

    I use those ones all the time, especially when crap fights break out at school...
     
  8. Ïn±ë®nål¦P®ÏMå±Ë

    Ïn±ë®nål¦P®ÏMå±Ë Guest

    Feb 14, 2001
    Canada
    When Lisa is talking to the homeless man on the subway in New York:

    Lisa: "Umm... how about you give me YOUR address and i'll write to you?"
    Homeless Man: "Ok, umm... send it to aah... JESUS... care of the aaah... the PENTAGON!"
     
  9. Tom Crofts

    Tom Crofts

    Mar 15, 2001
    Wow, I'm starting to remember all these great quotes now...

    Hmm, can't think of any more at the moment...

    Oh wait!

    Lisa: 'Mom, there's a lot of cursing and a strange smell coming from the basement and Dad's upstairs.'

    I know it aint word perfect but it's a good 'un all the same.
     
  10. oddentity

    oddentity

    Nov 20, 2000
    Philly
    From the episode where Krusty gets nailed for tax evasion and fakes his own death-

    Fat Cayman Islands banker guy, on the phone with Bart's bank:
    "I'm sorry, I can't discuss that customer's secret, illegal account."

    <hangs up>

    "Oh crap! I shouldn't have said he was a customer!

    Oh crap! I shouldn't have said it was a secret!

    Oh crap! And I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal!!

    Ah, it's too hot..."

    Heh heh heh heh... something like that, anyway! :D
     
  11. Mudd

    Mudd

    Apr 26, 2000
    Portland, OR
    maybe the most appropriate for this board...

    Comic book guy,
    "There is no emoticon for what I am feeling!"
     
  12. Marge: How are those pills working?
    Bart: Good.. but now I can't fit my testicles in my pants.
    Marge: Take those oranges out of your pants!
    *Marge puts them into the lunch bags*
    Lisa: Ew!
    Marge: Lisa! Stop being so immature.


    haha :D
     
  13. yawnsie

    yawnsie

    Apr 11, 2000
    London
    Ah yes, from the episode where Homer tells Marge Lenny's been injured in an accident so that he can go and bowl. Later in that episode, when Homer bowls a perfect game and appears on TV, Lenny and all, Marge says: "I really should be angry at Homer, but I'm just so relieved that Lenny's alright!" (Cut to signed picture of Lenny, with roses beneath.)

    There's already been a thread on great Simpsons quotes, which I contributed to quite a lot. I could add a lot more, but I'm tired and that thread covers most of the good 'uns. :D
     
  14. Moe: Theres no one out there for Moe, Im just gonna die lonely, ugly, and dead.
     
  15. alcohol, the cause of - and solution to, all life's problems.
     
  16. Yvon

    Yvon Supporting Member

    Nov 2, 2000
    Montreal, Canada
    Flanders (after homer steal all his flower): Did you have to put salt in my yard so nothing will ever grow again?

    Homer: yeeaaaahhhhh (everything was in the yeah)
     
  17. Ralph: Mr Simson the tar fumes are making me dizzy

    Homer: yeah the'll do that to ya
     
  18. theres to many 100's of great qoutes. I really liked something on one of the recent episodes! it was a sign on a door where willy kept videos of the school, the sign said "Keep Oot"!!! hahahahaha keep oot, oh man, my dad nearly cried