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Slappin' a Bass -- I have no words

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by tb-player, Dec 26, 2020.

  1. tb-player

    tb-player Supporting Member

    Mar 6, 2019
    People on the internet have waaaaay too much time on their hands. :rollno::laugh:

  2. Samatza


    Apr 15, 2019
    You’ve got to be careful, they’ll slap you right back.
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  3. 1st Bass

    1st Bass

    May 26, 2005
    Forest Grove, OR
    There are some videos of just that! A fish slapping someone in the head, hard enough to knock 'em cold!
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  4. BLDavis

    BLDavis Master of Snarks. Supporting Member

    May 21, 2009
    Ellenboro, NC
    You should never slap a bass. Always try to reason with it first. Use your words.
  5. Winslow


    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    So you're saying we should...

    [​IMG] :whistle:

  6. Lobster11

    Lobster11 Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Apr 22, 2006
    Williamsburg, VA
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  7. classic
    beat me to it
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  8. Gsnorgathon


    Jan 15, 2020
    You can slap a bass, but you can't slap a – what's that? Oh? You can?

    Well. Carry on, then.
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  9. Axtman

    Axtman Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2008
    Seattle, WA
    Hmmmm. That's a little fishy if you ask me.
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    MYLOWFREQ Supporting Member

    May 13, 2011
    I was told to never play with my food, then I became a bass player..
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  11. Pilgrim

    Pilgrim Supporting Member

    That whole violence thing just appeals to our bass instincts.
  12. Phaidrus


    Oct 25, 2009
    How low can one get...
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  13. vvvmmm


    Dec 6, 2016
    Sometimes I get in the zone, jamming without thinking; I become a

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  14. Phaidrus


    Oct 25, 2009
    I'm vegetarian and rather shocked at this senseless bass abuse.
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  15. vvvmmm


    Dec 6, 2016
    Technically bass corpse abuse, no? I mean, it appears it was an ex-bass.

    As in,

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  16. L Anthony

    L Anthony Supporting Member

    May 14, 2009
    I was expecting it to just be playing scales...
  17. vvvmmm


    Dec 6, 2016
    And bustin' some good, strong hooks!
  18. Phaidrus


    Oct 25, 2009
    And don't forget the dead notes, they can liven up even your Norwegian blues :cool:
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  19. 1st Bass

    1st Bass

    May 26, 2005
    Forest Grove, OR
    He played all the scales at once, on that bass!
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  20. tb-player

    tb-player Supporting Member

    Mar 6, 2019
    Aaaand, we have a winner! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
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