Slappin' a Bass -- I have no words

You’ve got to be careful, they’ll slap you right back.

 

There are some videos of just that! A fish slapping someone in the head, hard enough to knock 'em cold!

 

You should never slap a bass. Always try to reason with it first. Use your words.
B.

 

So you're saying we should...

 

classic
beat me to it

 

You can slap a bass, but you can't slap a – what's that? Oh? You can?

Well. Carry on, then.

 

Hmmmm. That's a little fishy if you ask me.

 

I was told to never play with my food, then I became a bass player..

 

That whole violence thing just appeals to our bass instincts.

 

How low can one get...

 

Sometimes I get in the zone, jamming without thinking; I become a

 

I'm vegetarian and rather shocked at this senseless bass abuse.

 

Technically bass corpse abuse, no? I mean, it appears it was an ex-bass.

As in,

 

I was expecting it to just be playing scales...

 

And bustin' some good, strong hooks!

 

And don't forget the dead notes, they can liven up even your Norwegian blues

 

He played all the scales at once, on that bass!