Slept with Bass Player

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by howlin, Jan 31, 2013.

  1. howlin


    Nov 15, 2008
    I'm Not There
    This must have been posted here before but just in case . . .

  2. tomydacat

    tomydacat Supporting Member

    Jul 14, 2009
    NOt much of a fan if you do not know the band members?????
  3. Bert Slide

    Bert Slide

    May 16, 2012
    Louisville KY
    HAHA I've seen that before. Another product of KY's fine school system! Welcome to the land of Fast Women, Beautiful Horses and Good Bourbon! :D
  4. mgash


    Mar 8, 2006
    Arlington Va
    I asked my girlfriend if this was true. Sadly she said yes
  5. Marley's Ghost

    Marley's Ghost Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 9, 2002
    Tampa, FL
    I just whip out my guitar and play a few licks and it's all good.....:smug:
  6. mournblade


    Nov 19, 2006
    Roanoke, TX
    I just tell them I am the lead bassist :) Then my wife slaps me and I slink away...
  7. Beersurgeon


    Jul 16, 2010
  8. Ratbut


    Mar 26, 2009
    Clarksville, TN
    The point is he tricked her into sleeping with him. Who cares what she thinks and/or said the next day.
  9. waynobass


    Feb 27, 2008
    I think you've missed the point.
  10. beggar98


    Jan 23, 2007
    Los Angeles, CA
    Are we up to two TB'ers who didn't realize this was a fake story? Out of 10 replies? No wonder girls don't want to sleep with bass players...
  11. JoeWPgh


    Dec 21, 2012
    He got his. :) We're so diabolical!
  12. JoeWPgh


    Dec 21, 2012
    It's obviously fake, but still funny. Like the joke about why bands have bass players in the first place - Because *someone* has to explain everything to the drummer.
  13. RhynoRock


    Dec 19, 2012
    Fredonia, NY
    My GF sleeps with the bass player every night, and she has no regrets. ;)
  14. mrjim123


    May 17, 2008
    Elkhart, IN
    I was once "involved" on an interim basis with a groupie who did ONLY bass players. She lived with one in a city where my band used to gig. When he was out of town for the night to play a gig SOMEBODY had to keep her warm. It was in the late 70's - I was such a dog back then.
  15. I've had that posted on my Facebook multiple times already :bawl:
  16. Marley's Ghost

    Marley's Ghost Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 9, 2002
    Tampa, FL
    buzzkill. ;)
  17. lowb1970


    Feb 29, 2004
    Columbia SC
    This should be put on a T-Shirt...if it isn't already. Priceless.
  18. Two guys were walking down the road. One was a bass player. The other one never got laid either.
    Yuck yuck!
  19. Really??? ... and what instrument do you play dude??? ... ... ... jajajaja -just kiding- jajajajaja :bassist: