Smiling bass player, what should I do?

Drink two beers and check with me in the morning.................no forget that last part

 

Yeah, who do those people think they are ?

 

It happens to the best of us.

 

Oh man, I'm even smiling in my freaking avatar pic.

Ok, ok, I'll stop the denial. "My name is Grant and I have fun playing bass"... "Hi Grant"

Ah, I feel much better now.

 

if the bass player is smiling it is either because the drummer has made a mistake, or the bass player themself has dropped a huge fart!

 

I play in churches. The first couple times I did that, all these women I didn't know started saying hi or smiling at me in the halls between services. I eventually figured out it wasn't that I was a stellar player - it was that I was having so much fun that I was smiling a lot more, which they took as friendly.

Smile away!

 

Most likely, he was smiling because he rigged the ukulele to explode during the ukulele solo.
He was waiting for the ukulele solo.

 

I would have gone over and slapped that smile off his face. What the hell was he thinking?

 

I think you need to take this over to the DB folks, find out who this deviant is and have him shunned from polite society.

 

I smiled once when I was playing. To this day I still regret it. The worst thing is, it was during a video shoot. So, now I’m cursed with brandishing a fish eating grin on the internet for eternity.

 

If the club owner sees you smiling, forget about ever getting a raise. Why should we get paid for having fun, right?

 

Gilbert Godfried plays bass? Nice.

 

How 'bout that? He never plays on his podcast!

 

This is the only face to have while playing any type of bass...

 

If you ever feel a smile coming on just think of something sad, like dead puppies.

 

I like that strap! Think he cares about light weight basses?

 

You guys...if I'm having a good time, why would I hide it?