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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Floating teetH, Jan 19, 2005.
I am truly a stranger to my soul.
So where was I when I last saw myself?
I must retrace my steps.
Okay, so i went on a journey of self-exploration. I became one w/ the desert, but I didn't like that very much.
So then I decided to get some nachos. On the way there, I met a hippie who gave me a crytal and said, "crystals focus the Earth's energy. Can you feel the energy." I couldn't, but I told him that I could, and then he joined me on my quest.
So then we continued along the road, hoping to find a way to seperate myself from the desert and find my soul or whatever......oh yeah, nachos.
So then the hippie started talking about how peter tosh made a bass out of an ak47. He was saying it was horrible because an ak47 was a weapon of war. So I says, "That's the point, that he can transform something meant for evil into a musical instrument. Did it sound good?" He said that it did sound good. I still haven't heard it so I won't comment.
And then....there shined a shiny demon.....in the middle.....of the road.....
that's alot of traveling in 24 hours.
it only took 9 minutes.
Man, what've you been smoking?
Whip cracked with his forked tail and the deed was done.
Drink some Zima, girly man.
so cold and empty
Get a jacket, eat something. Preferably eat something warm.
... a DIME...a shiny DIME....
I once made a hat out of a pineapple and a stick. It sounded great!
Would you like to buy a monkey?
Did you happen to pickup Tenacious D The Complete Masterworks by any chance?
I think we all know the answer to that.
Or do we?
Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
Replace hippie with native and you've got gold here.
do you want some more crack?
I think he's using something we all could enjoy. Why the hell isn't he sharing?