so cold and empty

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Floating teetH, Jan 19, 2005.

  1. I am truly a stranger to my soul.
  2. DaftCat


    Jul 26, 2004
    Medicine Hat
  3. So where was I when I last saw myself?

    I must retrace my steps.
  4. Okay, so i went on a journey of self-exploration. I became one w/ the desert, but I didn't like that very much.

    So then I decided to get some nachos. On the way there, I met a hippie who gave me a crytal and said, "crystals focus the Earth's energy. Can you feel the energy." I couldn't, but I told him that I could, and then he joined me on my quest.

    So then we continued along the road, hoping to find a way to seperate myself from the desert and find my soul or whatever......oh yeah, nachos.

    So then the hippie started talking about how peter tosh made a bass out of an ak47. He was saying it was horrible because an ak47 was a weapon of war. So I says, "That's the point, that he can transform something meant for evil into a musical instrument. Did it sound good?" He said that it did sound good. I still haven't heard it so I won't comment.

    And then....there shined a shiny the middle.....of the road.....
  5. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    that's alot of traveling in 24 hours.

  6. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    Whip cracked with his forked tail and the deed was done. :D :bag:
  7. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Drink some Zima, girly man.

    brad cook
  8. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    so cold and empty

    Get a jacket, eat something. Preferably eat something warm.
  9. DirtDog


    Jun 7, 2002
    The Deep North
    ... a DIME...a shiny DIME....

    I once made a hat out of a pineapple and a stick. It sounded great!

  10. Nikehawk

    Nikehawk Guest

    Jul 29, 2001
    Yorkville, IL, USA
    Would you like to buy a monkey?
  11. Did you happen to pickup Tenacious D The Complete Masterworks by any chance?
  12. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    I think we all know the answer to that.
  13. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
  14. canopener


    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    Replace hippie with native and you've got gold here.
  15. do you want some more crack?
  16. I think he's using something we all could enjoy. Why the hell isn't he sharing?