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So, do you live up to the bass player stereotype "Bassists get the most chicks?"

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by MistaMarko, Feb 18, 2008.

  1. MistaMarko

    MistaMarko Supporting Member

    Feb 3, 2006
    I sure don't. :p.
  2. bassnug47


    Oct 7, 2007
    Birmingham AL
    life is good, Dead is better
    oh yeah i do...
    actually, i dont get as many as my guitarist :crying:
  3. scottbass

    scottbass Bass lines like a big, funky giant

    Jul 13, 2004
    Southern MN
    I'm too old for that stuff, but back in the day it was true because:

    1) Singer already had 2 or more fighting over him before the gig even started.
    2) Lead guitar player is so arrogant it is obvious from 50 feet away.
    3) Long neck of the bass is really symbolic of other long stuff.
    4) If you play finger style, it IS noticed how quickly and accurately you can manipulate things with those fingers.
    5) New admiring fans really wanna be with the drummer, but it takes him 10 times longer to pack up his gear after the gig. Bass gear is packed and hauled very quickly.

    But I'm too old for that now...
  4. MistaMarko

    MistaMarko Supporting Member

    Feb 3, 2006
  5. nono u got it all wrong.

    the other members get "the most" chicks.

    but the bass players get the cutest girlfriends :cool:
  6. Fign00t3n


    Feb 18, 2008
    I don't live up to any bass player stereotype
  7. brachal


    Jan 7, 2006
    New Orleans, La
    I got one about 17 years ago and haven't needed another. :)
  8. Yes for me...but I advertise wayyyyyyyyy more.
  9. PocketGroove82


    Oct 18, 2006
    I never got the most, but I've always been one who steals the best.
  10. Dave R

    Dave R

    Sep 21, 2007
    Boise, ID USA
    I represent that. Married 29 years. Got the best of the bunch.
  11. awwjyea, here's to living the good life :cool:
  12. Basshole

    Basshole Banned

    Jan 28, 2005
  13. lowendgenerator


    Mar 26, 2006
    It's quality over quantity in this bass player's book.
  14. i think i get the most chicks in the band, not that thats really saying much, because i get practically no chicks, they talk to me though.
    i figure this is because im the only member of the band thats not in a relationship of some kind..
  15. DanielleMuscato


    Jun 19, 2004
    Columbia, Missouri, USA
    Endorsing Artist, Schroeder Cabinets
    Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.

    (To answer your question - Yeah, right!)
  16. Valerus


    Aug 4, 2005
    Austin, Texas
  17. DanielleMuscato


    Jun 19, 2004
    Columbia, Missouri, USA
    Endorsing Artist, Schroeder Cabinets
    Besides, I thought the stereotype was that the lead singer gets all the girls?...
  18. All_¥our_Bass


    Dec 26, 2004
    No, very no.
  19. Mike Shevlin

    Mike Shevlin

    Feb 16, 2005
    Las Vegas
    i'm not kidding -I always end up with the chick singer whether I want to or not. Other than that I have no game.
  20. Well there's only 2 issues with that stereotype for me...
    One - I'd have to turn lesbian...
    Two - I'm married to the drummer...


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