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So I get this months issue of maxim in the mail....

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Croox, Jul 21, 2008.


  1. Croox

    Croox

    Sep 16, 2007
    South Side Chicago
    So I start thumbing thew it. and I fall on an add for

    TRU BLOOD
    SYNTHETIC BLOOD NOURISHMENT BEVERAGE
    REMINDS VAMPIRES TO DRINK RESPONSIBLY

    website is www.trubeverage.com

    and flavors are done by "blood type"

    seriously now who came up with the idea "hey remember all those goth kids we went to school with? lets make some crappy flavored wine coolers to sell to them!!"

    :scowl:
     
  2. So you are mad that you didn't think of it first?

    lowsound
     
  3. Croox

    Croox

    Sep 16, 2007
    South Side Chicago
    I was not a fan of goth kids when I was in high school it seemed like they were all trying too hard.
     
  4. peaveyuser

    peaveyuser Inactive

    Oct 18, 2006
    Montreal,Canada
    Goth kids:D I'm all for freedom of expression and being yourself but come on, its like they are asking to get beat up and judged. Plus a lot of them are the typical teen drama queens.
     
  5. So is it Raspberry Kool-Aid or what?
     
  6. Croox

    Croox

    Sep 16, 2007
    South Side Chicago
    there is no info on the web site that says whats really in it
     
  7. I call Raspberry Kool-Aid and Corn Starch.
     
  8. Croox

    Croox

    Sep 16, 2007
    South Side Chicago
    its either that or left over "blood in a bottle" you'd use for a costume for Halloween
     
  9. If it is for the goth kids, hopefully it is the grape kool-aid.

    lowsound
     
  10. jomahu

    jomahu

    Dec 15, 2004
    Bos, MA
    finally! vampires have been oppressed for way too long....

    seriously, i think it may have the blood of gene simmons in it.
     
  11. AIDS, that will help it sell better.

    lowsound
     
  12. Croox

    Croox

    Sep 16, 2007
    South Side Chicago
    hell yeah.

    I've been punched in the head enough times to know what my own blood tastes like. why the hell would you want to drink something thats blood flavored? seriously!
     
  13. It will probably taste like Red Bull.
     
  14. Slapp Addict

    Slapp Addict

    May 5, 2008
    Michigan
    Wow, that's... interesting.

    I wanna try it.
     
  15. should i be scared that i don't find the taste of blood all that disgusting? and that it is somewhat salty and tasty? is that bad?
     
  16. lol looking at the ad's they have one that says "Friends don't let friends drink friends" haha
     
  17. Slapp Addict

    Slapp Addict

    May 5, 2008
    Michigan
    Lol that's slightly clever. :D
     
  18. bongomania

    bongomania Supporting Member Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    Personally, I prefer "Tru Pus" synthetic pus nourishment paste.
     
  19. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Inactive

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
    I'd buy it, do you know why? Because I'm more Goth than thou mofos:

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    :p :bag:

    Seriously the stuff looks so kitsch. I hope they sell it over here.
     
  20. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Ok.
     
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