So I get this months issue of maxim in the mail....

So you are mad that you didn't think of it first?

lowsound

 

Goth kids I'm all for freedom of expression and being yourself but come on, its like they are asking to get beat up and judged. Plus a lot of them are the typical teen drama queens.

 

So is it Raspberry Kool-Aid or what?

 

I call Raspberry Kool-Aid and Corn Starch.

 

If it is for the goth kids, hopefully it is the grape kool-aid.

lowsound

 

finally! vampires have been oppressed for way too long....

seriously, i think it may have the blood of gene simmons in it.

 

AIDS, that will help it sell better.

lowsound

 

It will probably taste like Red Bull.

 

Wow, that's... interesting.

I wanna try it.

 

should i be scared that i don't find the taste of blood all that disgusting? and that it is somewhat salty and tasty? is that bad?

 

lol looking at the ad's they have one that says "Friends don't let friends drink friends" haha

 

Lol that's slightly clever.

 

Personally, I prefer "Tru Pus" synthetic pus nourishment paste.

 

I'd buy it, do you know why? Because I'm more Goth than thou mofos:





Seriously the stuff looks so kitsch. I hope they sell it over here.

 

Ok.