So I went out at lunch to get my drummer a "Get Better Soon" card.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by tedious1, May 9, 2019.


  1. tedious1

    tedious1

    Feb 14, 2014
    He's not sick...

    Too cerebral?
     
  2. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

  3. tedious1

    tedious1

    Feb 14, 2014
  4. BassCliff

    BassCliff

    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.
    Hi,

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    Thank you for your indulgence,

    BassCliff
     
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  5. The scary thing is that was exactly what I thought this would be about when I read the title.
    Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
    Russ
     
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  6. tedious1

    tedious1

    Feb 14, 2014
    Local Luthier posted it on FB. I hadn't seen it here, so I traded him one that I have seen here, the one about how you know it's a drummer at your door.

    I'm concerned now though, a bunch of folks have started tagging, presumably their drummers, so I may face an angry mob of drummers with carving forks and bic lighters outside my castle walls this weekend...
     
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  7. bluesblaster

    bluesblaster

    Jan 2, 2008
    Remember, they beat and hit stuff, its kind of there thing
     
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  8. I have to remember that for some people I sometimes play with. :smug:
     
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  9. Gunga Din

    Gunga Din

    Jun 22, 2018
    How do you know when the drum riser is level with the stage? The drummer's drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
     
  10. Wisebass

    Wisebass

    Jan 12, 2017
    Lost in Space
    Hi tedious1 :)

    You went out at lunch to get your drummer a card?

    Does that mean that you had lunch with your drummer?

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    You must be sick! Get better!


    Wise(b)ass
     
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  11. JRA

    JRA my words = opinion Supporting Member

    i recently told a drummer that he needed to "step up" his playing to be a better 'fit'. a card would have been nice.
     
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  12. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2011
    Speaking of get better soon...
    I once called in to work and told them i was too well to come in today.
     
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  13. I did that once as well. At the time I was working for a good friend and he understood perfectly.

     
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  14. tedious1

    tedious1

    Feb 14, 2014
    Nothing so sordid, I rewrote a joke the local Luther posted.

    But I've long been sick...I get me brain Medecine from the National Health...
    :woot:
     
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  15. *DING! DING! *

    "Hello! Shopkeeper!"

    "Good afternoon Sir, what can I get for you?"

    "Ah, yes, hello. I'd like the new AC/DC record, please."

    "You must be a drummer."

    "Why, yes. Yes I am. How could you tell?"

    "This is a fish and chip shop, Sir."
     
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  16. lat

    lat

    Dec 30, 2014
    Lower Basstonia
    I wouldn't worry, they would never get there at the same time.
     
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  17. tedious1

    tedious1

    Feb 14, 2014
    Excellent point! And a joke of it's own!
     
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  18. bass40hz

    bass40hz Cigar smoker, scotch drinker, American Patriot

    Aug 13, 2014
    Sussex County, NJ
    no endorsements yet...Are you listening Spector, DR, GK, Line6?
    I outright told the drummer in my last band to go out and buy a metronome and learn how to count...he was the main reason I walked.
    Rock on.
     
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  19. electracoyote

    electracoyote Supporting Member

    I can now check "my chuckle for the day" off the list. Thank you.

    We had a rather important gig Saturday night, and though my drummer is on this side of "good," he still pulls a boner once in awhile. One song went so slow I thought I was going to pass out from boredom. I had so much time to think between notes I almost train-wrecked it myself.
     
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