...I pick up a T shirt off a rack. Plain white T-shirt with "Emporio Armani" written on the front. Price? Get this: $78! $78 for a plain white T-shirt that advertises the place where it was bought! I see a leather belt. Price: $128!!! Frankly, I thought the Seinfeld episode where Jerry buys an expensive jacket was an exaggeration until I saw one with a $1,280 price tag. I'm wearing a T-shirt and sweatpants that don't add up to $20, and it's an Eddie Bauer shirt. Who are the people buying the Armani stuff? Who in their right mind would buy a $60 pair of socks, and do they have an ugly daughter they wanna marry off, 'cause I'll take her!