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So... if Santa was a musician, what would he play?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by dryheatbob, Dec 21, 2004.

  1. Just seems like a dumb enough question to warrant a few responses.

    I tried to picture him as a bassist, but it just didn't look right...

    for some reason I envision him playing a nice tenor sax, and swingin' some mean Chicago style blues...

    How's this for a name: St. Nick and the Chimney Divers.

    So waddya you guys think he'd play?

    Extra pats on the back and Christmas cookies for analytical or empirical logic used in the reasoning for your answers. Effort counts!


  2. Mikemike

    Mikemike Miscreant

    Jun 18, 2002
    Minneapolis, Minnesota
    I think he would play a mean latin-blues-acid rock guitar. Just so that he could be called.......

  3. Muzique Fann

    Muzique Fann Howzit brah

    Dec 8, 2003
    Kauai, HI
    I don't know why, but I think a big jolly man like that gets down on the tuba.
  4. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    Tuba, no doubt. There is no other possibility.

    Every year in hundreds of cities across the globe, there is an event called TubaChristmas. Tuba and euphonium players from around the area gather together and play christmas carols. I do it every year, three years in a row now, and it is awesome. They are all done now (they take place in early to mid december, mine was this past Sunday), but next year, you all should really try to find the nearest one and go check it out. It is a really great experience, to play in and to hear.


  5. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
  6. Eli M.

    Eli M. Life's like a movie, write your own ending

    Jul 24, 2004
    New York, NY
    I don't know about that, the first thing that popped into my head was six string bass. I think he'd like the extended range.

    Can't picture him playing fretless, though, as cool as that would be.
  7. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    the fiddle.....like charlie daniels

  8. pmkelly

    pmkelly Supporting Member

    Nov 28, 2000
    Kansas City, MO

  9. I believe Santa would play vibes and wear Hawaiian shirts.

    Mike :D
  10. IvanMike

    IvanMike Player Characters fear me... Supporting Member

    Nov 10, 2002
    Middletown CT, USA
    Jingle bells...............what else?
  11. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Hurdy gurdy, no doubt.
  12. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
  13. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Music-related. Misc.
  14. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    [SIZE=+3]Sleigh Bells!!![/SIZE]
  15. Bob Lee (QSC)

    Bob Lee (QSC) In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio! Gold Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jul 3, 2001
    Costa Mesa, Calif.
    Technical Communications Developer, QSC Audio
    I picture him in the back, behind eight instrumentalists and a red-nosed front man. That spells "drummer."
  16. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002
    Hmm...looks like a baritone to me!

    Anyway, has no one seen a picture of Michael Tobias around here? I think the clear answer is that Santa and Mr. Tobias are one and the same, thus, Santa = bass player.
  17. Coutts_is_god

    Coutts_is_god Guest

    Dec 29, 2003
    Windsor, Ont, Canada
  18. Ed Fuqua

    Ed Fuqua

    Dec 13, 1999
    Chuck Sher publishes my book, WALKING BASSICS:The Fundamentals of Jazz Bass Playing.
    Naw, he only gigs once a year.

    That would make him a trombonist.

  19. it would be pretty cool to see Michael Tobias come out of the chimney with a new bass for me. 2 problems however.

    1. no chimney
    2. no new bass for christmas
  20. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002