So I'm getting married soon and I was thinking of buying this for my wife...

My wife would wear it out once, then around the house for painting and sleeping.

Congrats! I wouldn't trade marriage for anything. A good one is just the best.

 

Buy the t-shirt & nix the idea of getting married.

 

But that graphic erroneously makes the bass player look cool.
She may wear it but no one will believe it.

 

Congratulations! Just like you, my wife were together two years (and knew each other for many years prior) before getting married. We'll have our 40th wedding anniversary next May. Here's hoping you have an equally long and happy relationship

Any girl who marries a bass player KNOWS they are cool. My wife went out with several musicians before me and says bass players are easily the coolest

 

Speaking of fashion I once bought my wife a matching belt and bag, she got EXTREMELY upset but on the bright side the vacuum cleaner hasn't worked this well in years.

 

I was very cunning in snagging my wife. I played guitar first so she thought I was cool, Then I switched to bass after we were married and it was already too late for her to escape.

Now she would just wear the shirt because she knows she just has to go with it.

BnB

 

Have you considered what it might look like in situ?

 

Just how many of us do you think know your wife well enough to answer?
And why does she know so much about other people's husbands?

...Awkward.

 

Congratulations on the upcoming marriage.
Great T-shirt ... I'm sure she'll treasure it forever!

 

My wife and I have been married 29 years this year. She loves the fact that I play music. She would wear that shirt around the house but not in public.

 

My wife has a shirt that says I Married My Favorite Bass Player. She wears it once a month or so. (We each have hundreds of t shirts, it's not like she HAS to wear that one.)

P.S. 36 years for us. When we married the bass and amp were sitting in a closet. When I started playing again, there was no complaint. She's a keeper.

 

Reminds me of a Socrates quote: By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Congrats. Get her the T shirt and the flowers

 

or, no one will notice. akin to "how to make your wife invisible."

just kidding OP: congrats on your upcoming nuptials!

 

Oh no you didn't... (rimshot!)

 

The bass, or the wife?