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So I'm home alone right now....

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Alex, Apr 14, 2006.

  1. ...and there is a rabid deer in my backyard. Kinda freaky.

    It's kinda funny, too 'cuz he's licking all the windows. :D
  2. Think you have enough off topic threads going?
  3. It's an eventful period at the Manolukas house!
  4. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz Supporting Member

    Mar 27, 2002
    It'd be really cool to go outside and see if you can outrun him.
  5. OMG dood th6t w0u1d b3 t3h RoxXxors!!! 1'm g01ing r1t3 n0w!
  6. :eek: :D

    I've seen Fox's "When Animals Attack", where some guy put female deer scent on and tried to wrasle with a buck that wanted to get jiggy with him. Not pretty.

    I wonder if a rabid deer is more or less dangerous than a horny one?

  7. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    Oh God that's disgusting.
  8. canopener


    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    Rasslin' the buck, eh?
  9. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    In all seriousness, perhaps you should call animal control?
  10. canopener


    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    I highly doubt the deer is rabid, or still there for that matter.
  11. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    Go outside and play with it. It won't bite you.

  12. SnoMan

    SnoMan Words Words Words

    Jan 27, 2001
    Charleston, WV
    I think perhaps this post should be stickied instead of deleted.
  13. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    A) It may or may not be - but if we are to assume it really is rabid, it needs to be addressed, and B) Even if it left his yard, the proper authorities should still be alerted so they know there is a rabid animal in the general area.
  14. plexibass


    Jun 30, 2005
    no.......a deer is a deer and a rabbit is a rabbit.

    do they teach "animal husbandry" in high school?
  15. After licking my windows suficiently, the deer left. I haven't called anyone, but I'm sure it'll get taken care of eventually.
  16. LOL this sounds like some sort of odd sexual innuendo.
  17. jeff_bass28

    jeff_bass28 Guest

    Mar 21, 2006
    Wow. Um...okay.......???????
    How do you know when a deer is rabid?
    That's a question, not a set up for a joke.
    A few years ago I woke up and a deer was standing on my car but I don't think he was rabid. Just 16. :p
  18. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    If the deer was rabid then you are an idiot for not contacting the proper authorities. Thats pretty irresponsible and reckless IMO.
  19. Because it is acting crazy and foaming at the mouth. That's usually a tipoff. :rolleyes:

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    Dont feed it.

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