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So I'm putting a crapload of time into this bass creation...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Joe Nerve, Jul 6, 2005.

  1. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses
    and I'm not even going to be able to show anyone when it's done.

    My amp is banned from talkbass. It's covered with naked women. I needed another 5 string bass while waiting once again for my new 5-string Bongo. I bought an SX for $130 which kicks total butt. I am absolutely certain there is no better bass bargain on the planet. Anyhow - I decided to cover it like my amp. I'm using Polycrylic varnish like stuff and a bunch of Perfect 10 and Playboy mags. It ain't easy cuz of all the curves and trying to make it look good...

    Just felt like writing about what I'm up to. I'm probably going to sell it when I get my Bongo, but it's going to be rough because I'm putting hours and hours into it. Anyone got any ideas on how I can discretely display this thing when it's done??? If I photoshop it with black bars covering anything questionable would that be cool?
  2. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Ebay -you'll prolly get like $10,000 for it if you say its a limited edition one off hand finished bass.
  3. You'll just have to email the picture to everyone ... ;)
  4. Put me on the list, and include the amp! :D
  5. RLT


    Jul 10, 2004
    South Central OH
    Could you stick it on your myspace pages? I'm not sure about their rules. But I've seen a lot of things on there that would never make it on TB.
  6. Brendan

    Brendan Supporting Member

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Bass and porn, together at last. Er, again. Wait...

    Hell, sign me up, too.
  7. CamMcIntyre


    Jun 6, 2000
    I'd need to check the rules-but maybe posting a link w/a warning near by-yeah, for teenage guys it won't make a difference but hey-it's like the Parental Advisory stickers-they can still say they have been warned. :bag:

    Sign me up too.
  8. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    What ^he^ said
  9. Sign me up too! Mmmmmm bass porn!
  10. where do i sign up for this list?!?!?!?!11
  11. daofktr

    daofktr irritating, yet surly

    Feb 15, 2005
    aurora, IN
    me too!
    :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
    mebbe you can photoshop some blurries over the pic for pubic...umm....public consumption?
  12. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses
    Me thinks it's about 3 days from completion - providing I stick with it. Don't ya'll get yer hopes too high - they're all "R" rated pics, and it's the first time I'm doing it to a bass. It's definitely got that "do it yourself, I don't know what the hell I was doin" look to it. I think I'm going to set up a page on my site with all the pics. Perhaps I won't put any links but give some hints - like they might be on the page has /bass after the our band url. :)
  13. Sign me up please.
  14. Sign me up too, Ima Perv. Oh, and be sure to add an "indicator" for when the volume is "wide open", if you be catchin my drift. ;)
  15. xshawnxearthx


    Aug 23, 2004
    new jersey
  16. Toasted


    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
  17. this reminds me of that porn guitar or bass (i forget which) on the bunny bass odd guitars section...anyone remember that site?
  18. paintandsk8

    paintandsk8 Pushin' my soul through the wire...

    May 12, 2003
    West Lafayette, IN
  19. Edwcdc

    Edwcdc I call shotgun!

    Jul 21, 2003
    Columbia MD USA
    I think I would like to see this bass upon it's completion.
  20. Edwcdc

    Edwcdc I call shotgun!

    Jul 21, 2003
    Columbia MD USA
    Hell, post that nasty little amp too. :D

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