So my dog requested to be my friend on FB..

Tell your dog she has to get a job because you're going to start charging her rent.

 

I had a friend who made a FB page for her dog and sent me a friend request. I did not accept.

 

Makes sense. probably just sits at home all day. Until http://dogtv.com/ becomes more readily available I'm not sure there's anything you can do about it. Just accept it. If she posts too much you can always hide their posts and avoid the awkwardness of unfriending them.

 

You should accept it, but you also need to let your wife know that there is another female competing for your attention.

 

And behold, a woman of Canaan came from that region and cried out to Him, saying, "Have mercy on me, O Lord, Son of David! My daughter is severely demon-possessed." But He answered her not a word. And His disciples came and urged Him, saying, "Send her away, for she cries out after us." But He answered and said, "I was not sent except to the lost sheep of the house of Israel." Then she came and worshiped Him, saying, "Lord, help me!" But He answered and said, "It is not good to take the children's bread and throw it to the little dogs." And she said, "Yes, Lord, yet even the little dogs eat the crumbs which fall from their masters' table." Then Jesus answered and said to her, "O woman, great is your faith! Let it be to you as you desire." And her daughter was healed from that very hour.

 

Are you considering leaving your wife for your dog after this life-changing moment?

 

Is your dog going to buy you a new bass?

 

its not like some stray is trying to be friends with you, go ahead and friend him already. If you ignore him they'll just be alot of sulking and little suprises left around the house to step in.

DO NOT TELL THE WIFE

 

A cold-blooded killer sent you a facebook invite? What!?

 

You better be very nice to a dog who knows how to post on facebook.

 

I adopted a new puppy from the shelter last week, but then I found out he was born in Mexico! I hate being deceived!

 

Why is your dog on the internet unsupervised?

 

A dog having a FB page isn't that weird...https://www.facebook.com/pages/Text-From-Dog/203679529752766

 

Then don't worry about it. It's not like he's going to take your keys in the middle of the night and go on a joyride picking up guns, hookers and booze or anything.

 

But how can you know for sure?

 

Your dog is trying to steal your identity... don't do it.