I went home on my lunchbreak and was about to enter my apartment when I saw a black line coming from my doorknob. I figured it was a piece of a flyer that flew away or something and was about to open the door, when something made me squat down to see what it was. Well it turns out there was a huge hornet hanging from the underside of my doorknob!! It's stinger was right where the palm of my hand would've been if I hadn't noticed it. I wish I had some pics, because this thing was BIG. At least 3 times the size of one of those giant hornets from Japan...actually, now that I think about it, it must've been about the same size as a Smart car. And it looked hungry. It was poised and ready to strike, and I'm fairly certain it was poisonous as well (just a feeling I get sometimes). I jumped back, tossed out some expletives, then stood there for a moment thinking about how to kill it before it killed me. Clearly this thing wanted me for lunch, and I wasn't about to let that happen. Then something caught my eye...what's that? The Yellow Pages??! Okay, that'll work. So I proceeded to swing at it a couple times with the YP...I hit it twice, and the 2nd time it flew off. While watching this behemoth flap it's 3 foot wings as it went off in search of another person to consume, I was left thinking to myself: "So what if it saved my life...it still shouldn't have been there!" Anyone else get p*ssed off that these companies keep wasting so much paper?