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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Acoop, Jul 4, 2019.
Bassist Signs Two-Year, $100 Deal with Local Metal Band
What's the best pen for signing with a metal band?
Smith & Wesson Tactical Pen
Must be signed with a feather dipped in your own blood.
No.... The blood of your enemies. Remember that guy in every Dio song who disenfranchised you in middle school? That guy. His blood. And then once you sign the contract, you fly around to the homes of all of your high school bullies and destroy them.... like this.
That's what RJ Dio would do.
Etch a Sketch.
... “He gets $100?!” drummer Alan Miller was overheard shouting at friends.
“I have literally lost thousands of dollars on this band, and I’ve been here for seven years!”