Some Guys Have All The Luck.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Acoop, Jul 4, 2019.

  1. Winslow


    Sep 25, 2011
    What's the best pen for signing with a metal band?
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  2. Kriegs


    Feb 14, 2018
    Smith & Wesson Tactical Pen :thumbsup:
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  3. Must be signed with a feather dipped in your own blood.
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  4. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Inactive

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    No.... The blood of your enemies. Remember that guy in every Dio song who disenfranchised you in middle school? That guy. His blood. And then once you sign the contract, you fly around to the homes of all of your high school bullies and destroy them.... like this.

    That's what RJ Dio would do.

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  5. Acoop

    Acoop Supporting Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Etch a Sketch.
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  6. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    ... “He gets $100?!” drummer Alan Miller was overheard shouting at friends.
    “I have literally lost thousands of dollars on this band, and I’ve been here for seven years!”