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somebody peed on my bass guitar

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by mpdd, Oct 19, 2013.

  1. mpdd

    mpdd neoconceptualist

    Mar 24, 2010
    and the suspects are fuzzy the australian shepherd mix and smokey the gray tabby, they were nice enough to only pee between the first fret and the nut, though, i know it wasn't chui the pitbull, because she is too old to jump on the couch, i felt weird crystalized gunk on the back of the neck and then sure enough when i wet it with a napkin i got a yellow stain on the napkin and some pee smell, gross
  2. Kill the kat.
  3. TBird1958

    TBird1958 As a matter of fact....I am your Queen! Staff Member

    Mar 13, 2008
    Seattle Washington
    Endorsing Artist Mike Lull T Bass pickups
    It's a Pee Bass.

    Flat and a tort guard are all you need.
  4. kcole4001


    Oct 7, 2009
    Nova Scotia
    At least it didn't happen in the case.
    You'd never get the smell out.
    (cats love sitting in open cases, BTW)
  5. mpdd

    mpdd neoconceptualist

    Mar 24, 2010
    it's a vintage squier jazz, but it is kind of a yellow vintage white:)
  6. kcole4001


    Oct 7, 2009
    Nova Scotia
    Now it's more 'vintage' (and more yellow).
  7. I did a month-long submersion of all the hardware from a MIM P in a coffee-can of my own urine in a hardware-aging effort, and it worked pretty good...

    Don't worry, I haven't sold it yet.
  8. Dug2

    Dug2 Supporting Member

    Sep 24, 2011
  9. sevdog


    Mar 2, 2008
    My drummer peed on my bass once. That seemed worse somehow.

    It wasn't his fault though, it was the Jagermeister's fault.
  10. bassman10096


    Jul 30, 2004
    Relic'ing raised to the next level. Have the cat bronzed and start a website!
  11. mpdd

    mpdd neoconceptualist

    Mar 24, 2010
    when i was a youngster the cows put out a record called sexy pee story and on the album cover a bird was looking at a butt
  12. Dug2

    Dug2 Supporting Member

    Sep 24, 2011
    wat kinda butt
  13. win
  14. mpdd

    mpdd neoconceptualist

    Mar 24, 2010
    a standard butt not bootylicious
  15. twistd

    twistd Supporting Member

    Feb 2, 2009
    No pics no pee bass.
  16. invalidprotocol

    invalidprotocol Supporting Member

    Dec 11, 2008
    At least its not poo
  17. I guess this is your number 1 bass now.
  18. Cat fur has been proven to make great cab covering material .
  19. mbelue


    Dec 11, 2010
    I always thought cat fur was what you used to remove rat fur....
  20. P Town

    P Town

    Dec 7, 2011
    A visit to the taxidermist will permanently cure that behavior.

    Many years ago, (mid 1970s), I left may 1961 P bass in the case on the basement floor at the drummers house. One day, I opened the case, and I noticed the lining of the case felt "crusty". I pulled the bass out, we ran through our practice routine, and everything was fine. (I did probably have about forty coats of Johnson's Paste Wax on the thing). When we were done practicing, I mentioned that something was wrong with my case, and the guy told me that the sump pump had failed, and my '61 P bas had spent a night under water. He said he had put the bass, and case out in the sun for a few days, until it dried out before putting it back where I, foolishly kept it.

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