Ok so I’m playing a gig last night. There’s not really a stage at this midsized bar. We are pretty much setup in the front of the room. So patrons are really close to us. This lady (prob in her 50s) leans in between songs and asks me “Why is yours longer?” My reply was of course “What?”. She says “Why is your guitar longer than the other guys guitars?” I had so many smart a@@ answers in head of course. But I was nice and said “It’s a Bass Guitar. It’s longer because it has to make all the low notes.” Ive been asked some dumb/weird questions by random crowd people but Geez. That one takes the cake.