Son crashes car, father sells tickets

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by i like tictacs, Jun 16, 2004.

  1. Justin V

    Justin V

    Dec 27, 2000
    Alameda, CA
    Sounds like my former drummer... Only he crashed his brother's truck before he even had his liscence... Leaving my band with a laptop for a drummer (doesn't really inspire band practice much).... damn kids...
  2. are you sure he just isnt saying that?

  3. Eyescream


    Feb 4, 2004
    Knoxville, TN
    That is classic.

    God, I hope I never breed.
  4. Trevorus


    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    THAT is the reason why I don't really want kids.
  5. Don't_Fret

    Don't_Fret Justin Schornstein

    Dec 10, 2003
    East Coast, US
    I wonder if he realizes that when he calls his son a son of a bitch, he's talking about his wife, too....

    Kind of a double whammy, I guess. :rolleyes:
  6. read the edits at the bottom.
  7. canopener


    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    Pretty hot car, though.
  8. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    That's what you get for liking Phish!

  9. :D :D :D :D :D
  10. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    We don't either.
  11. Eyescream


    Feb 4, 2004
    Knoxville, TN
    Well, at least we're in agreement. Nobody else I know wants me to breed, either. :D

  12. I want you to breed. :eyebrow:
  13. Eyescream


    Feb 4, 2004
    Knoxville, TN
    I'd maybe do it if my kids had, like, devil horns or something (like some of my friends have threatened will happen).
  14. Not sure about the bit about the Dom P in the second ebay thing.

    Dom is certainly not opened with a cork screw :scowl: , nor is any champagne, although I suppose a 13 year old might try and use one. :meh:

    Still a good story

    Will these two incidents herald a run of my kid did this, so .......

  15. but you have to admit the little punk's got good taste
  16. Hmmm....from the first auction.....$1800 for that little dented wing???

    Good story though! :D