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Songs That Crack You Up---

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by The Owl, Aug 25, 2005.


  1. The Owl

    The Owl

    Aug 14, 2005
    Atlanta GA
    Post here, songs that make you laugh uncontrollably.

    I'll start:

    Stealing People's Mail, Lets Lynch The Landlord - Dead Kennedys

    Ace of Spades, Damage Case - Motorhead


    Cat Food - King Crimson
     
  2. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    Coca Cola Douche -- The Fugs.
     
  3. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    Oh Mickey You're so fine,
    Youre so fine you blow my mind.
    Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
    Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
    Oh Mickey Youre so Fine,
    Youre so Fine You Blow My Mind
    Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
    Hey Mickey

    Oh Mickey You're so fine,
    Youre so fine you blow my mind.
    Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
    Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
    Oh Mickey Youre so Fine,
    Youre so Fine You Blow My Mind
    Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
    Hey Mickey

    Hey Mickey
    Youve been around all night
    and thats a little long,
    You think you've got the right,
    But I think youve got it wrong.
    Why can't you say goodnight
    So you can take me home Mickey,

    Cause when You say you will
    It always means you won't
    Youre givin me the chills
    baby, please baby don't
    Every night you still leave me alone
    Mickey.

    Oh Mickey what a pity you dont understand
    You take me by the heart
    You take me by the hand
    Oh Mickey Youre so pretty
    Cant you understand?
    Its guys like you Mickey
    Oh what you do Mickey
    Do Mickey
    Dont break my heart Mickey.

    Now When you take me by the hooves
    Everyone's gonna know
    Everytime you move
    I let a little More show
    There's Something we can use
    So dont say no Mickey!


    So Come on and give it to me
    Anyway you can
    Anyway you want to do it
    Ill treat you like a man
    Oh Please, Baby Please
    Dont leave me in a jam Mickey!

    Oh Mickey what a pity you dont understand
    You take me by the heart
    You take me by the hand
    Oh Mickey Youre so pretty
    Cant you understand?
    Its guys like you Mickey
    Oh what you do Mickey
    Do Mickey
    Dont break my heart Mickey.

    Oh Mickey You're so fine,
    Youre so fine you blow my mind.
    Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
    Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
    Oh Mickey Youre so Fine,
    Youre so Fine You Blow My Mind
    Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
    Hey Mickey
     
  4. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    Who was it that did the "doofi to the Zoo" song? Dead Kennedys?
     
  5. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    That was the Dead Milkmen.


    Mustang Sally makes me laugh.
     
  6. f_london

    f_london

    Aug 17, 2004
    .. i think that would be the dead milkmen actually
     
  7. f_london

    f_london

    Aug 17, 2004
    ... wow, matt, you beat me to it
    +1
     
  8. Ben Rose

    Ben Rose

    Jan 12, 2004
    Oakland
    Sad Songs and Waltzes - Cake
     
  9. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    I knew it was something Dead, and it DOES crack me up.
     
  10. f_london

    f_london

    Aug 17, 2004
    speaking of Cake, the first time i listened to When You Sleep it kinda caught me off guard... ("When you sleep, where do your fingers go?")
     
  11. baba

    baba Supporting Member

    Jan 22, 2002
    3rd stone from the sun
    Bitchin Camaro is another funny Dead Milkmen song.

    And Dead Kennedys' Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables is one of my favorite albums....EVER-est-est.
     
  12. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    Achy Breaky Fart
    La Macarena
    School Days by Stanley Clarke (I know, I know, flame away)
     
  13. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
  14. bassman314

    bassman314 I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process... Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 13, 2005
    Bay Area, CA
    My way or the High way... Durst sounds like such a tool *L*

    The llama song...

    Badger Badger Badger
     
  15. 43% burnt

    43% burnt an actor who wants to run the whole show

    May 4, 2004
    Bridgeport, CT
    Keilbasa- Tenacious D
     
  16. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    Pretty much anything by Tenacious D

    I check my dipstick!


    BTW here is another one...


    AND THEY ARE LIKE
    ITS BETTER THEN YOURS
    DAMN RIGHT ITS BETTER THEN YOURS
    I CAN TEACH YOU BUT I GOT TO CHARGE...
     
  17. WillPlay4Food

    WillPlay4Food Now With More Metal! Staff Member Supporting Member

    Apr 9, 2002
    Orbiting HQ
    ICP - What is a Jugalo? (off The Great Milenko)
    Boogie Woogie Woo is kinda cool too

    King Missile - Detachable Penis
     
  18. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    If those 4 words put together are not phallic, I don't know what is! :D
     
  19. Time Divider

    Time Divider Guest

    Apr 7, 2005
    Mushroom, Mushroom
    Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
    A Snake, A Snake, Oooo it's a Snake.
     
  20. justateenpoet

    justateenpoet Have you...killed the Venture brothers!?!?

    May 14, 2005
    Connecticut
    Spill the Wine by Eric Burdon
    Pinch Me by BNL...but it cracks me up in a good way.