Speaking with foreign tongue

Awww, I thought you were gonna ask if anyone spoke German.

Gross article, by the way.

 

Well, I guess I'll be getting SPAM soon on 'Increase your Tongue Size!' as if the current body part SPAMs aren't annoying enough.

Goes to show that the Sci-Fi authors of the last Century weren't too far off the mark.

I am waiting for the day they can transplant my brain to a brand new body!

Thor

 

hahahaha

"ARE YOU NOT PLEASING YOUR WOMAN??? GET A TOUNGE IMPLANT AND SHE WILL LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE"

 

speaking of gene simmons tounge (boy what a way to start a post...)

my friend can stick his tounge out 8 inches, we measured... hes missing most of the flap of skin thats under your tounge so he can stick it out much farther than normal people. i told him that thing could get him some serious *****


EDIT: now that i think about it im pretty sure it was 8 centimeters not inches... that would be a long arse tounge

 

the idea of having someone else's tongue creeps me out to no end

 

heh, even before I opened this thread up I was thinking in my mind "whatever it is, I'm sure I can respond "no I like to use my own tongue thank you"

and look where I am now