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Speeking of Grammer and Messpellins

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by bovinehost, Nov 10, 2003.


  1. bovinehost

    bovinehost

    Dec 5, 2002
    Endorsing Artist: Ernie Ball Music Man/Sterling By Music Man
    I have nightmares about some of the stuff I've seen on eBay, but this one is so widespread....

    "FRETWARE"

    As in, "Has almost no fretware." Well, what is it then, fretless? Or it needs a fret job?

    Fretware. Silverware. Underware.

    Tupperwear is next, I suppose.

    Please, make the madness stop.
     
  2. This thread is wearing me out. :rolleyes:

    Mike :D
     
  3. h3y d00d i cnat sppel butt woo gifs a fudje aniwayy

    k0rN rUlzz

    omg *** lol!!111!1!!1
     
  4. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    Connecticut

    We're all awear of your talent at punning, Mike.

    :D
     
  5. Then most of you should be awash in the fact that I do laundry extremely well. :p

    Mike (wearing a clean shirt):D
     
  6. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    these bad puns are really hampering my ability to laugh
     
  7. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 1, 2000
    Omaha, Nebraska
    Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars, DR Strings, Aguilar Amplification
    they're putting me through the wringer, too
     
  8. Aaron

    Aaron

    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    I definitely prefer a dryer sense of humor.
     
  9. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 1, 2000
    Omaha, Nebraska
    Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars, DR Strings, Aguilar Amplification
    That's definitely putting spin on this thread!
     
  10. Funkize you

    Funkize you Guest

    Nov 4, 2003
    Westminster Ca.
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    Aww, I suck, I cant do it :(
     
  11. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    This thread is a basket case.
     
  12. Aaron

    Aaron

    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    I have to watch out. Hijacking threads can lead to heated arguments and get people wound up.
     
  13. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    It's alright if it gets a little rough-and-tumble, I think we can handle it :p
     
  14. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 1, 2000
    Omaha, Nebraska
    Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars, DR Strings, Aguilar Amplification
    I'm worried someone will get their panties in a wad.








    ok, not as good as it could have been, but it was there:D
     
  15. Hey, we're all friends here. If there are any disagreements, we can iron them out! :p

    Mike :D
     
  16. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    I think it's a lack of appreciation of irony that causes a lot of the disgreements!! ;)
     
  17. My friend always does the wash with the help of his parrot. His POLLY'S name is ESTHER. :p

    Mike :D
     
  18. Aaron

    Aaron

    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    Mike, you're a real dyed-in-the-wool pun enthusiast. Parroting such gut-wrenching puns could really get you hammered.




    (that's three! :D)
     
  19. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002

    I Saw your three puns and I constructed you some more, you really Nailed it with the hammer, but the drill is gone. I'm afraid your puns lacked the suSTAINing features to go down in history.