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Sports Manners: Bag Over Head

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Time Monkey, Jan 5, 2012.

  1. Time Monkey

    Time Monkey Inactive

    Jan 9, 2009
    What is the proper way to go about wearing a bag over ones head when attenting a sporting event?

    Our local ECHL team is just horrible. Not only do they manage to give up 4 goal leads, they manage to do it without seeming to care.

    I've decided to attend tommorows festivities with a nice brown paper bag over my head. Maybe shame them into caring.

    Do I wait for them to start sucking before I dawn the bag, or do I place the garment on my head promptly upon reaching my seat?
  2. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    This is a Fassa thread in which you are bragging about attending a sporting event with a bag over your head and making an pretend issue about when to put the bag over your head.
  3. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX

    And bagged.

  4. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    Eh, not sure about the bragging. It's a minor league hockey game. I figure maybe 20 people in all of TBOT even know what ECHL stands for in this context.

    As for the subject at hand. If it were me, I would put on the bag when the game started. But I wouldn't do such a thing no matter how poorly my team was playing.

  5. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    Some people might get the wrong impression and just think you're ugly. But if you are, then it all kind of works out no matter what. :)
  6. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Nah, that post isnt nearly as grandiose or show-offy enough to be a Fassa thread.

    Its not like he said he plays hockey... while speaking serbian.
  7. PSPookie

    PSPookie Supporting Member

    Aug 13, 2006
    Lubbock, TX
    Most Important: paper NOT plastic
  8. bassman314

    bassman314 I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process...

    Mar 13, 2005
    Bay Area, CA
    Start with paper.

    If they REALLY start to sucking, switch to plastic.

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