Anybody familiar with a situation where you're up on stage and your band bursts into a fast paced song and you're stomach burst out a fast paced projectile straigth at the crowd? Well I am, and God is it terrible. We were playing an hour long set at this shoddy rock club and I felt fine for the first half-hour or so but then we launched into our faster half and seeing as I also sing (lead), my stomach couldn't handle the nervous overdrive I was in. During a bridge I felt my lunch come up to my throat and instead of singing the last chorus I let it all out at the crowd. I should of released it somewhere on stage but I was scared of covering my bass. But the band didn't stop, oh no they finished the song and the guitarist goes into an unplanned cover of sublime's new realisation - punk-rock way, the crowd goes crazy and as we finish that one I feel the urge to erupt once more. I unplug and run to the restroom. Strangely I had people congratulating me on the 'great' gig while I was washing off my shirt along with 7/8 other people. Hope that wasn't too long.