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standard musician jokes

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Groovski, Oct 7, 2002.


  1. Groovski

    Groovski

    Sep 20, 2002
    My happy place
    How do you get a drummer off of your porch?
    Pay him for the pizza. (oh don't boo me, I didn't make it up)

    What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
    Homeless

    What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?
    a drummer.

    :p I am so witty, I just kill me sometimes:D :D

    oh like you have better ones!!!
     
  2. Ívar Þórólfsson

    Ívar Þórólfsson Mmmmmm... Supporting Member

    Apr 9, 2001
    Kopavogur, Iceland
    No offense, but these jokes have been told right here on this forum a thousand times!
     
  3. I do have a better one:

    What do you do if you see a wounded drummer running around in your backyard?

    Stop laughing and shoot again.
     
  4. cheeseman

    cheeseman

    Feb 3, 2002
    Austin, TX
    What's the difference between a guitar player and a sack of manure?














    The sack. :D
     
  5. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    welcome to last year! congrats!
     
  6. cabooke

    cabooke

    Jan 26, 2002
    Orange County, CA
    How many jokes are there about musicians???





    Just one. The rest are ALL true.
    :D :D
     
  7. How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?












    6.
    One to actually change it, and five to fend off the guitarists hogging the light.
     
  8. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    first time i heard that!

    :D
     
  9. Bass of Spades

    Bass of Spades

    Oct 20, 2002
    how many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?









    2, one to hold the light bulb and one to drink til' the room starts spinning.
     
  10. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    Its been said before, but I'll say it in spirit of the 2 previous jokes.

    How manny bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?








    None, A pianist's left hand can do that.

    Peace
    Nick