In the Immigration chapter of Steven Colbert's book I Am America (And So Can You!): "If we want to get rid of these occupational interlopers, I say we give them jobs nobody wants to do... Bass Player: It's like you made a poorly worded deal with the devil to be a rock star. Instead of fame, fortune and groupies, you stand in the shadows plucking one note for 90 minutes while the lead singer picks out a trio of coeds from the front row for a post-show pansexual trapeze act. Even worse, you're expected to room with the drummer." DISCLAIMER: This is NOT a political debate thread, so don't even think about it.