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Steven Seagal: The FBI killed my career

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by DigMe, Aug 17, 2007.

  1. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Seagal says FBI probe ruined career

    Crappy acting, being overweight as an action star and choosing horrible roles in horrible movies also kills careers....but hey, who's counting right?

  2. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    In further news, OJ Simpson wants an apology from Geraldo for ruining his chances of further acting roles.

  3. Poop-Loops

    Poop-Loops Banned

    Mar 3, 2006
    Auburn, Washington
    Bush sues Iraq for not having WMDs.
  4. Hi Dave!
  5. richnota

    richnota Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 11, 2005
    Santa Cruz
    did anyone mention the cool costumes....anyone recall a couple of movies where he wore a native american coat (something about solidarity with the Inuit or something)....beads and tassels. it was awesome.
  6. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002
    Seagal has made several claims about working with the FBI, CIA, etc. on a professional basis (eg, teaching martial arts) and has been outed as a liar and a fake.

    PS: I like how even Buddhists can be bought. After paying a load of money, he's now considered some great reincarnated spirit.
  7. NKUSigEp


    Jun 6, 2006
    Bright, IN
    Is that John Goodman?!?!?!

  8. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

    He's headed that direction!:D
  9. Embryodead

    Embryodead Banned

    Nov 30, 2005
    Providence, RI
    Except John Goodman no matter how fat he is will still be able to act.
  10. HollowBassman


    Jun 24, 2007
    Hancock, MD
    I've never seen a Seagal movie that I liked.:meh:

    John Goodman is an awesome actor!
    I'd like to see him in some horror films.:ninja:
  11. Hey Ron!
  12. bassturtle


    Apr 9, 2004
    Awesome. What pisses me off the most about Seagal is his amazing vintage guitar collection - tools shouldn't be allowed to have that many great vintage pieces.
  13. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    What's amazing is that his song is quite good.
    A lot better than his acting.
  14. Geoff St. Germaine

    Geoff St. Germaine Commercial User

    I've actually liked most of the Seagal movies that I've seen. They aren't good movies, but the mix of action and comedy (due to the ridiculousness of the movies in most cases) was enough to be pretty entertaining to me.
  15. Bad Brains

    Bad Brains Banned

    Jan 7, 2004
    Detroit, michigan
    Seagal movies were always good in a cheesy kind of way. His horrible acting made them even better.
  16. syciprider

    syciprider Banned

    May 27, 2005
    Inland Empire
    :mad: He's also a wifebeater.

    Too bad. He has some nice 1911s.
  17. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    His movies suck. It didn't take the FBI to sink his career.
  18. scootron

    scootron Supporting Member

    Jul 17, 2007
    Moved to Texas
    Seagal and his band played the James Burton Guitar Festival this year...actually put on a good show. Goodman was the master of ceremonies, so I know they are not one and the same.

    Seagal wasn't a great guitarist, but he did had put together a kick-ass band and did know how to work the crowd. Given that some of the best guitarists in the country were on the stage that night, it was pretty impressive.

    Couple of decent action movies, dozen or so stinkers.

    Huge guy. Must be 6'6" or 6'7" and really big. When everyone gathered on stage for the big encore they looked like munchkins.
  19. Poop-Loops

    Poop-Loops Banned

    Mar 3, 2006
    Auburn, Washington
    He probably ate them later.

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