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Stolen from ProSoundWeb

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Munjibunga, May 1, 2004.


  1. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Thought some of you might like this. I stole it from ProSoundWeb.

    1,000,000 Microphones = 1 Phone
    1,000,000 bicycles = 2 megacycles
    500 millinaries = 1 seminary
    2,000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
    2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
    10 cards = 1 decacards
    1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
    0.000001 fish = 1 microfiche
    453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
    1,000,000,000,000 pins = 1 terrapin
    1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 picolos = 1 gigolo
    10 rations = 1 decoration
    100 rations = 1 C-ration
    10 millipedes = 1 centipede
    3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
    5 holocausts = 1 Pentacost
    10 monologs = 5 dialogues
    5 dialogues = 1 decalogue
    2 monograms = 1 diagram
    8 nickels = 2 paradigms
    2 snake eyes = 1 paradise
    2 wharves = 1 paradox
    Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
    1 Millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
    Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
    Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
    365.25 days of drinking low-calorie soda = 1 lite year
    Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
    1000 aches = 1 kilohurtz
    1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
     
  2. Trevorus

    Trevorus

    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL

    Dude, those last few were great. Especially the smicolon! Thanks Munji, you made my day brighter!
     
  3. unharmed

    unharmed Iron Fishes

    May 19, 2003
    London, England
    Just for one fleeting second I thought you were telling us you had stolen 1,000,000 microphones from some place called ProSound Web.
    It is 0630 here and I haven't had coffee yet. Give me a break.


    :D
     
  4. I actually though the same thing lol...and i have no excuse cause its 5PM here :D
     
  5. unharmed

    unharmed Iron Fishes

    May 19, 2003
    London, England
    I won't tell anyone if you don't :ninja: ;)