The Stud Rooster > >A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his >chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, >"OK old Fart, time for you to retire."The old rooster replies, "Come on, >surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to >me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" > >The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking >over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race >you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over >the entire chicken coop." > >The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. >So, just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes >off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running >after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young >rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old >rooster and gaining fast. > >The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch >when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - >He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and >says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this month."