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Stud Rooster

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Jun 6, 2003.

  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
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    The Stud Rooster
    >A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his
    >chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
    >"OK old Fart, time for you to retire."The old rooster replies, "Come on,
    >surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to
    >me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
    >The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking
    >over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race
    >you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over
    >the entire chicken coop."
    >The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man.
    >So, just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes
    >off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running
    >after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young
    >rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old
    >rooster and gaining fast.
    >The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
    >when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM -
    >He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and
    >says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this month."
  2. lo-end


    Jun 15, 2001
    I thought it said stud roster. Heh.
  3. :D